1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:11,446 --> 00:00:14,666 [music] 4 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:56,621 [dog barking] 5 00:00:58,449 --> 00:01:00,408 WOMAN: Ocean five, Ocean five, 6 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,801 be advised, your suspects are close by. 7 00:01:02,845 --> 00:01:05,543 Multiple warning. 8 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,986 OFFICER: Dispatch, requesting code one. 9 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,510 Suspects exit the vehicle, 10 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,077 Officer Jones in pursuit. 11 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,688 South on 14th approaching Linda Vista. 12 00:01:19,731 --> 00:01:21,211 - [siren wailing] - WOMAN: Ocean seven, 13 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:23,518 Ocean seven, officer needs assistance. 14 00:01:23,561 --> 00:01:26,347 Code one, proceed at five. South Linda Vista. 15 00:01:26,390 --> 00:01:27,957 [dog barking] 16 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,409 MICHAEL JONES: I'm gonna get you, dawg. 17 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:46,889 I'm gonna get you, dawg! 18 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,282 You're just making it worse on yourself! 19 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,022 I'm gonna get you! 20 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,985 Gonna bury your ass right into jail - 21 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:03,993 don't fight it. Don't fight it. 22 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:05,299 See, now I got to hurt you. 23 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:06,561 Now, I got to put it on you. 24 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,171 Fat bastard, here we go. [grunts] 25 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,173 I got you now. I do this four times a week. 26 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,609 MICHAEL: I do this in the morning. 27 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:12,915 I do it before I go to sleep. 28 00:02:12,958 --> 00:02:14,612 Put your hands behind your back. You done. 29 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,092 ONLOOKER: Oh, wow. 30 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,572 What? Shit. 31 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:20,096 MICHAEL: Yeah, right. Whatever. All that Billy Blanks 32 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,924 - ain't gonna work. - ONLOOKER: Yeah. 33 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,404 MICHAEL: Ain't no Tae Bo gonna save you. 34 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,535 MICHAEL: I got police training, 35 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:25,971 - right. - Oh, shit! 36 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,625 Y'all get over here. Can't y'all help somebody? 37 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,714 Y'all see what's going on with a brother? Do a citizen thang. 38 00:02:29,758 --> 00:02:31,455 Can't get my cuffs. 39 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,630 Get your hands out of my pocket! 40 00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:34,066 Look what you did to my drawers! 41 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,285 What, are you a freak or something, yo? 42 00:02:35,329 --> 00:02:36,286 Are you serious? 43 00:02:37,940 --> 00:02:39,898 Give me my pants, man. Give me my--give me my pants. 44 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:42,727 ONLOOKER: [laughs] 45 00:02:43,946 --> 00:02:46,775 Backup! Backup! 46 00:02:46,818 --> 00:02:48,646 ONLOOKER: [laughs] 47 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,693 Damn! 48 00:02:53,434 --> 00:02:54,652 Hey! Hey, fool. 49 00:02:54,696 --> 00:02:55,958 Hey, fuck you. 50 00:02:56,001 --> 00:02:57,394 Hey, what you gonna do? 51 00:02:57,438 --> 00:03:00,136 What you really gonna do? 52 00:03:01,833 --> 00:03:04,836 - [sirens wailing] - [indistinct chatter] 53 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:07,796 [laughs] 54 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:09,885 In his drawers. [laughs] 55 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:11,887 I'm clowning. 56 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:15,717 [phone ringing] 57 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,068 MICHAEL: Hey, I'm gonna get the job done. 58 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,461 I'm gonna do what I gotta do. 59 00:03:20,504 --> 00:03:21,810 We apprehended the suspect 60 00:03:21,853 --> 00:03:22,854 and he is in county, 61 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,639 waiting on a date right now. 62 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:27,859 "An officer was found... 63 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,165 "in his drawers, 64 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,428 "handcuffed to the jungle gym, 65 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:34,214 "in his own handcuffs." 66 00:03:36,738 --> 00:03:38,087 Yup. 67 00:03:38,130 --> 00:03:39,741 But you see, that was a diversion, 68 00:03:39,784 --> 00:03:41,873 okay? So my fellow officers 69 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,833 could move in with the least amount of resistance. 70 00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:47,227 - Back at you. - Yeah. 71 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,272 It seems you often use that exact same tactic. 72 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:51,840 I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to make the arrest. 73 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,320 I mean, I don't care if I have to use 74 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,844 chewing gum wrapper to slip past intricate alarm systems, 75 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,367 to bust up a stolen car ring. 76 00:03:57,411 --> 00:03:59,326 That's what I'm gonna do. 77 00:03:59,369 --> 00:04:00,718 Bullshit. 78 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:01,850 That's what you are. 79 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:02,894 When was your last collar? 80 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:04,853 My last collar was I-- 81 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,769 - When was your last collar? - Guys! Guys! 82 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,640 Tonight is the big night, right? 83 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:10,902 Oh, yeah, yeah. 84 00:04:10,946 --> 00:04:13,209 - Tonight is. - Yes, it is. 85 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,430 Tonight, I make my Ashley an honest woman. 86 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:19,650 You mean, now she can finally tell how funny-looking you are? 87 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,131 [laughing] 88 00:04:23,741 --> 00:04:25,177 Sorry. 89 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,528 What is with y'all? 90 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:29,617 You're supposed to be happy for a brother. 91 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,967 We are, man. I mean, I am. 92 00:04:32,010 --> 00:04:33,751 We are happy for you. 93 00:04:33,795 --> 00:04:36,885 - We're just sad for her. - [laughter] 94 00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,234 Suck my dick. 95 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,670 Anyway, dawg, 96 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:41,716 so where you gonna propose at? You know what I mean? 97 00:04:41,759 --> 00:04:43,544 You gonna take her to the beach 98 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,023 or check it out, write it down. 99 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,155 Wait until sunset, 100 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,288 propose when the sun is like 101 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,464 over the horizon, you know what I mean? 102 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:52,248 It's romantic and it's quiet 103 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:54,119 and it's just like you and her. 104 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,252 You know what I mean? The sand and all-- 105 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,863 [laughing] 106 00:05:01,692 --> 00:05:03,303 - Dude. - Sorry. 107 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,088 Sorry, I was just-- I was just reminiscing. 108 00:05:06,131 --> 00:05:08,830 That's how I proposed to my second wife. 109 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,310 She was a fat-ass though. 110 00:05:10,353 --> 00:05:12,094 She looked nothing like Ashley. 111 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,575 That's a fine piece of ass. 112 00:05:14,618 --> 00:05:16,403 Bam. 113 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:17,882 You got one more time. 114 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:19,623 One more time. 115 00:05:19,667 --> 00:05:21,582 But seriously, 116 00:05:21,625 --> 00:05:23,148 I got a proposal that's so hot, 117 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:25,237 ooh, I'm about to sweep 118 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:28,763 this woman right off her feet. 119 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,373 - Woo! - OFFICER: Okay. 120 00:05:30,417 --> 00:05:33,768 [music] 121 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:36,205 SINGER: ♪ Oh, yeah 122 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,339 ♪ Uh-huh 123 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:44,213 ♪ I see the light of the world 124 00:05:44,256 --> 00:05:48,043 ♪ But I only have eyes... 125 00:05:48,086 --> 00:05:50,828 ♪ For you 126 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,135 ♪ You're all that I'm needing 127 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:58,140 ♪ For the rest of the day 128 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,272 These are for you. 129 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,409 - You look wonderful. - Thank you. 130 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,499 What are you doing? 131 00:06:10,674 --> 00:06:12,067 I'm doing the right thing. 132 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:16,506 We've known each other for about a year now, Ashley. 133 00:06:16,550 --> 00:06:18,465 I can't imagine my life before you 134 00:06:18,508 --> 00:06:21,119 and I definitely don't wanna imagine my life without you. 135 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,209 You complete me, baby. 136 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:28,300 I'm just kidding. I was watching cable last night. 137 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,390 I knew--I knew I'd get you with that one. 138 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,739 [laughing] 139 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:33,784 No, but seriously, seriously. 140 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,091 I love you with all my heart. 141 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,539 Oh, my God! 142 00:06:49,583 --> 00:06:51,498 Will you marry me? 143 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,371 Oh, my God. 144 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,242 Come on now, girl, before I get rheumatism in my knee. 145 00:06:57,286 --> 00:06:59,506 [laughs] Yes. Yes. Yes. 146 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,725 Oh, my gosh. 147 00:07:01,769 --> 00:07:03,031 I like to make her sweat it out. 148 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:04,685 [chuckles] 149 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:08,079 Oh, baby, it's so beautiful. 150 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,430 Come here. 151 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,480 [both giggles] 152 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:22,137 [classical music playing] 153 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:30,406 Can I get something to drink for you two? 154 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,668 Uh, yes. 155 00:07:31,712 --> 00:07:33,235 Uh, we'll take a bottle 156 00:07:33,278 --> 00:07:37,413 of Les Paymoo Strange Francais 157 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:38,762 1988. 158 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:41,504 I don't believe we carry that-- 159 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:42,897 He's kidding. 160 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:44,681 Just bring us your best champagne. 161 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:46,291 - Yeah. - Strange. 162 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,252 Oh, my gosh, we have so much planning to do. 163 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,559 Where are we gonna have it? 164 00:07:52,602 --> 00:07:54,430 What am I gonna wear? 165 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,694 - Who's gonna be our planner? - Oh, babe, babe, babe, babe. 166 00:07:57,738 --> 00:07:59,261 Calm down, okay? Calm down. 167 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:01,568 We've got plenty of time to plan. 168 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:03,483 I need to know, are you ready for tomorrow? 169 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:05,310 Uh, yes. 170 00:08:05,354 --> 00:08:06,486 Yeah. 171 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,923 Our train leaves for LA tomorrow at 12:00. 172 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,143 Cool. I can't wait to break the news to your parents. 173 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,450 Ooh, wait 'til they meet me. 174 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,670 Yeah. 175 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:18,236 WAITRESS: Your champagne. 176 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,935 - [champagne cork pops] - Now, this is how a man 177 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,502 should be introduced to your family. 178 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:24,808 - [giggles] - You know, you gotta hide this 179 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:25,983 until we announce it though. 180 00:08:26,027 --> 00:08:28,246 Right. Right. Yeah. 181 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:31,119 Hey, you think we should do it on Thanksgiving? 182 00:08:31,162 --> 00:08:32,555 We'll just have to find the appropriate time. 183 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,122 Well, you're right, you're right. 184 00:08:34,165 --> 00:08:35,471 We should just let it happen naturally. 185 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,691 - We should just let it happen-- - Baby, 186 00:08:37,734 --> 00:08:41,216 even if you don't click with my family, 187 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,783 will you still love me? 188 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,437 [scoffs] Of course. 189 00:08:45,481 --> 00:08:47,091 I mean... 190 00:08:47,135 --> 00:08:49,006 of course. 191 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:50,660 Hey, remember this, 192 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,793 love conquers all. 193 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:55,578 And I love you. 194 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,232 I love you. 195 00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,581 But you know deep down inside 196 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,365 I'm gonna click with your family. 197 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:04,152 - Do I? - I mean, come on, look at me. 198 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,502 What family could resist these boyish good looks? 199 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,199 - Okay. - I mean, seriously, 200 00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,245 look at me, okay? I can borrow a cup of sugar 201 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,855 from any white family on this block. 202 00:09:11,899 --> 00:09:13,988 You know this. 203 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:17,339 You are so stupid. 204 00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:19,210 - Let's go. - Let's go. 205 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:24,041 [music] 206 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:28,045 [train siren wailing] 207 00:09:44,148 --> 00:09:45,846 ASHLEY JENKINS: Mama. 208 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:48,283 Hey, Daddy. 209 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:51,678 Well, it's so nice to meet you, baby. 210 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,201 Ooh, Ashley, 211 00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:55,638 you didn't tell me he was this fine. 212 00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:06,997 MICHAEL: Nice to meet you. Heard a lot about you. 213 00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,564 Yeah, well, I told my daughter 214 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,653 about putting my business out in the streets. 215 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,656 Have to remember never to fold under questioning. 216 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,224 - Daddy. - Jake. 217 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:17,660 Would you leave that boy alone? 218 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,357 I was just having a little fun with him. 219 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,881 Come on, boy, put your bags in. 220 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,231 You guys put your bags in the back of the trunk. 221 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,712 Girl, I like what you did with your hair. 222 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:29,541 MAN: Ow! 223 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,590 - That's mine. - [duck quacks] 224 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,594 Duck hunting. 225 00:10:39,464 --> 00:10:41,641 Oh, that's what I figured. Yeah. 226 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,253 Go on put your bags in there. 227 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,301 SINGER: ♪ Oh, yeah 228 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:58,222 I was holding those for my boy, back home. 229 00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,789 We were... 230 00:11:03,575 --> 00:11:05,490 You wanna just help me with this? 231 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,796 Can we-- 232 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,276 we're good. 233 00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,191 You know what? You're good. 234 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,282 Okay, there we go. All right. 235 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,892 You can get in the car now. 236 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,241 JAKE JENKINS: So, Mike, 237 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,416 what do you do for a living, son? 238 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,940 ASHLEY: Daddy, don't start. 239 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,072 JAKE: Ashley, baby, correct me if I'm wrong, 240 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,770 but I think I have the right to know 241 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:26,381 what the nigga that's popping my daughter's coochie 242 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:27,861 does for a living. 243 00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:30,298 So, son, what is it that you do for a living? 244 00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:32,126 MICHAEL: I'm a cop. 245 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,649 What? 246 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,740 Ashley, you didn't tell me this motherfucker was a pig. 247 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,264 I don't think it mattered anymore. 248 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:43,528 Jake, come on now, that was many years ago. 249 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,313 Wait, wait, wait, what was years ago? 250 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,315 Jake did some time in the joint 251 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,012 for attempted murder of a police officer. 252 00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,361 - That's all. - It wasn't no 253 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:52,189 motherfucking attempted murder. 254 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,365 - It was self-defense. - Daddy. 255 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:55,845 I don't wanna hear it, Ashley. 256 00:11:57,847 --> 00:11:59,675 Whatever is said or done 257 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,982 while you and this sell-out are around, 258 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:02,983 it stays right here. 259 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,202 You understand me? 260 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,814 You got that, pig? 261 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:10,120 - Huh? - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 262 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,470 [music] 263 00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,348 We're gonna talk. 264 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:21,653 JAKE: Shit. 265 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:37,321 So, welcome to our humble home, Michael. 266 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:38,670 Oh, yeah. 267 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,455 Oh. 268 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,373 Oh, this is nice. This is nice. 269 00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,940 This reminds me of my grandmama's house. 270 00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:48,332 MRS. JENKINS: Ashley, come here. 271 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,944 You making fun of my decorations, boy? 272 00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,467 Oh, no, it's not even like-- 273 00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:53,903 ASHLEY: It's so nice. I love your hair. 274 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:56,906 It's okay, young blood. 275 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,778 It's okay. 276 00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,431 But just remember, 277 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,433 the struggle continues. 278 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220 You want something? 279 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,091 Soda pop? 280 00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,006 Beer? 281 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,573 Donut? 282 00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,668 [music] 283 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:25,805 [Mrs. Jenkins laughs] 284 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:29,373 You just go ahead and get comfortable. 285 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:30,810 Is this Italian? 286 00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,768 - Yeah, just-- - It's smooth, you know. 287 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:36,250 - Just glide into it. - Okay. Okay. 288 00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:39,340 So, Ashley, how's work, baby? 289 00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,255 It's going really good. 290 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,039 I just got a raise. 291 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,389 Oh, that's wonderful, baby. 292 00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,348 Yeah, that's great, baby. 293 00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:51,918 So, Mike, how's work? 294 00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,965 Killed any niggas lately? 295 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,445 Jake. 296 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,534 I'm just asking him a couple of questions. 297 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:03,625 No, I can't say I have. 298 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,061 I'm curious, Mike. 299 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,715 Jake. 300 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,761 Baby, let me just talk to the young man. 301 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:15,463 Why would a Black man in America wanna be a cop? 302 00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,292 I mean, you couldn't think of nothing better to do? 303 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:19,989 Maybe be a doctor, 304 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,295 a lawyer, 305 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:23,819 or maybe even a gangster rapper. 306 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,429 I mean, at least they make more money 307 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,127 than a sleazy-ass pig. 308 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,737 Daddy. 309 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:33,220 All right. All right. All right. 310 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,571 It's gonna take me a minute to get used to this pig shit. 311 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:41,968 Anyway, Michael, 312 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,102 what are your intentions for my beautiful daughter right here? 313 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:48,975 Well... 314 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803 Actually, Ashley and I, 315 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:54,502 we've been seeing each other for quite some time. 316 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:55,764 Oh, what's bubblating, family? 317 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,418 I was with y'all all day, okay? 318 00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:59,507 - Hey, June Bug. - Hey, June Bug. 319 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,987 Hiya, sis, how're you doing? Looking all good, 320 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,293 like a video girl, like you've been sprouting up 321 00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,991 - and everything. - Hey, June Bug. 322 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,906 So what, you home for Thanksgrubbing or something? 323 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,951 - Yeah. - How Diego treating my bitch? 324 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,474 You still love me there and everything? 325 00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,520 It's fine. 326 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:13,913 Huh. Who this nigga? 327 00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:17,394 My boyfriend, Michael. 328 00:15:19,396 --> 00:15:20,658 How're you doing, June, man? 329 00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,530 Anyway, Mom, my stomach killing me. 330 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,097 You know, I ain't ate in like three days. 331 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,750 You know, that's what jail do to a brother 332 00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,100 in the drab house, keeping me starving. 333 00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,362 I'm going to the kitchen, no, 334 00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:29,754 you ain't gotta follow me or nothing. 335 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:30,581 - I'll be right back, okay? - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 336 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:31,843 Hold on, June Bug. 337 00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,933 Don't be sticking your fingers in my pots. 338 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,151 I'm not done yet. 339 00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,631 - Come here, boy! - [laughs] 340 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:39,025 Don't let me have to break your fingers off. 341 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,287 So, Mike, 342 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,679 you were saying? 343 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,725 Yeah. Like I was saying, 344 00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,466 you know, Ashley and I, we've been seeing each other 345 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:46,728 for quite some time. 346 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:48,599 We actually have a little something 347 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,861 we'd like to share with you guys. 348 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:51,211 Hey, nigger, we gotta ride. 349 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,995 We gotta go to the stizzore. 350 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,910 Mom ain't got enough flizzour and the stizzore closes 351 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,999 in an izzour, so you gotta ride with me right now. 352 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,740 Can't be riding around here by myself, playa. 353 00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:00,220 You know what I'm saying? They out to get me. 354 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,743 I won't be the only target. 355 00:16:01,786 --> 00:16:03,049 Let's go. 356 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,008 - You know, I'm tired. I was... - Just go. 357 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,401 Go on, Michael. 358 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,837 Go on, man. 359 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,318 June Bug gonna show you around. 360 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,668 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 361 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,932 Jesus Christ, Ashley. 362 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:21,458 Where did you find that sorry motherfucker from? 363 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,939 JUNE BUG: It's crazy out here, man. 364 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,768 Right there. That's where we're making our kids fight the shit. 365 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,857 - You got kids? - Hell, no. 366 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,946 Do I look like making my kids fight? 367 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,121 You-- 368 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,384 Oh, that's where the big homie got shot. 369 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,213 Shot 17 times in the face. 370 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,606 Took them all too like a champ. 371 00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:39,911 They call him Bullet Head. 372 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,348 Oh, yeah, with the bullets. 373 00:16:41,391 --> 00:16:42,958 That makes sense. 374 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,525 Oh, snap. 375 00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,048 That's the old rock house right there. 376 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:48,050 I used to get my serve on in that motherfucker, 377 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:49,965 - pushing big weight. - You, right there? 378 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,967 - Yeah. - Oh, okay. 379 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,490 - Big weight, huh? - Yeah. 380 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:54,796 - You did? - Me, man. 381 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:55,927 - Oh, okay. - Killing it. 382 00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:57,973 - Big weight. - Weight. 383 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,627 Weight. 384 00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:00,976 I like rap. 385 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,891 So, what do you do back at the crib? 386 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:05,372 Oh, me? Hey, I just cool out, 387 00:17:05,415 --> 00:17:07,374 chill, you know--you know, 388 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,593 kick it on the down low. 389 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,595 You feel me? 390 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,250 You feel me? [chuckles] 391 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,904 Yeah, I've been doing that same shit. 392 00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,427 Like not really doing nothing, laying around, 393 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,820 sometimes seeing just how long the fuck 394 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,169 I can lay around without doing shit. 395 00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,649 You know, I'm on that. 396 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:22,998 Hey, man, light this shit and roll it 397 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,087 - and smoke this shit, man. - No. No, no. 398 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,307 I'm straight, man. I'm straight. I'm straight. 399 00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,439 You don't smoke, nigga? 400 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:30,788 What kind of fool, you don't smoke? 401 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,138 I don't trust no nigga that don't smoke. 402 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,835 - What, you a cop or something? - [coughing] 403 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,011 - No, no. I'm good. - JUNE BUG: You're good? 404 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,491 You ain't good 'til you hit this. 405 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,362 Get in there. What do you coughing for? 406 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,017 - I got asthma. - What kind of fool don't smoke? 407 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,671 You know, I--me. 408 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,501 - Me. - I don't trust you, man. 409 00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,938 SINGER: ♪ And if you got a problem, that's my leader - ♪ 410 00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,680 - ♪ Snake, you snake... - Who this-- 411 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,117 - who this fool right here? - No, no, no, no. 412 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,772 Now, you stay leaned up, in case the bullets scatter over there. 413 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,513 MICHAEL: What's going on? What's going on? 414 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,341 Fool thinks he can just roll up on me? 415 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,082 No, I'm planning to put in work. 416 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:04,692 Relax, man. Whoa! Whoa! 417 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:05,693 What kind of work? What kind of work? 418 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:06,868 Work, like--work, nigga, 419 00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:08,130 like punch the clock. Work. 420 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,436 June Bug, 421 00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,133 what's up, pretty-eyed motherfucker? 422 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,222 - It's T-Bone, nigga. - Shit, man. 423 00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,050 You better make it known when you be walking up. 424 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,183 You almost got your cap peeled completely backwards. 425 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,749 Whatever, nigga, we'd have been some 426 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,055 shooting motherfuckers around here. 427 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,491 I'll be the shooting motherfucker here. 428 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,710 No, we be some shooting 429 00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,059 motherfuckers around here, nigga. 430 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,669 - You know what I'm saying? - Oh, okay. 431 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,018 You got a little-- I'd have been the shooting 432 00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,324 - motherfucker first though. - Whatever, man. 433 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,499 You still coming to the house later or what? 434 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:30,674 Where y'all gonna be at? 435 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:32,198 Be at my mom and them house. 436 00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:33,895 Man, you know I love your mama cooking, man. 437 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,375 She making that chitlin dip? 438 00:18:35,418 --> 00:18:37,290 Hell, yeah, you know I'm gonna be down there. 439 00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:39,640 Holler at me, June. 440 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:43,122 JUNE BUG: Hey, your mama still got them. 45s for sale? 441 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:45,298 - T-BONE: She ain't got no more. - Damn! 442 00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:48,692 Put the gun down. Put the gun down. 443 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,172 I'm putting it up, man. Be quiet. 444 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,305 Don't act so motherfucking scared next time either. 445 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,784 - [door slams] - Oh, 446 00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,395 - there they are. - Hey. 447 00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:56,657 Hey, Michael. 448 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,399 Did you guys have a good time? 449 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,922 You could say that. 450 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:03,490 - Okay. - What happened to June Bug? 451 00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,493 June Bug is at T-Bone's. 452 00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:08,016 JAKE: Not T-Bone. 453 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:10,236 - [sighs] - Well, you know what that mean. 454 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,759 Degenerate. 455 00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,283 Ashley, come help me with the groceries, baby. 456 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:18,592 Thanks for bringing in the groceries, Michael. 457 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,333 T-Bone? 458 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:21,769 Sorry. 459 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,771 Yeah. Yeah. 460 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:27,296 Hey, Michael, 461 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:31,953 come go with me. I wanna show you something in the den. 462 00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:33,259 Sure. 463 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:35,957 Oh, Jesus Christ. 464 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,133 I have the hardest goddamn time getting off this couch. 465 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,614 My wife put all this plastic. 466 00:19:40,657 --> 00:19:42,050 Oh, Jesus. 467 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:45,227 Shit. 468 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,968 Goddamn hot mix. 469 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,539 SINGER: ♪ Power, Black power 470 00:19:52,582 --> 00:19:54,367 ♪ Power, Black power 471 00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,412 - ♪ Power, Black power - Is this you and Huey? 472 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:59,285 Yeah. That's me and Huey marching on City Hall. 473 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,938 SINGER: ♪ Talking about Black men ♪ 474 00:20:00,982 --> 00:20:02,984 ♪ Talking about the Jew men 475 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,595 And that picture in the corner, that's me and Eldridge. 476 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:07,467 - At a march? - No. No. 477 00:20:07,510 --> 00:20:08,903 [chuckles] No. 478 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,644 In the Bahamas on a vacation. 479 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,341 Here you go. 480 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,125 Drink up, young blood. 481 00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:16,650 SINGER: ♪ And niggas start acting ♪ 482 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:17,825 ♪ We've got to be in service 483 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:18,869 ♪ We've gotta organize 484 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,393 ♪ Be like the mafia 485 00:20:20,436 --> 00:20:23,134 ♪ The White Citizens' Council the KKK ♪ 486 00:20:23,178 --> 00:20:24,310 - Woo! - That's mother's milk 487 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,137 - right there. - Oh, no. That's a-- 488 00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:27,226 that's a-- 489 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,184 that's a man's drink, right there. 490 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,881 [laughs] 491 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,145 Look, young blood, 492 00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:36,974 I brought you down here 'cause I wanna rap with you for a taste. 493 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,239 I dedicated 30 years of my life 494 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,806 to the Movement. 495 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:46,201 Fighting oppression 496 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,812 at the hands of a cold-blooded, 497 00:20:48,856 --> 00:20:50,336 ruthless oppressor. 498 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:52,251 You understand? 499 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,513 Back in the day, 500 00:20:53,556 --> 00:20:56,298 I was a high-ranking soldier in the Party. 501 00:20:57,473 --> 00:20:59,649 - You understand? - Yeah. 502 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,130 And I didn't raise my daughter 503 00:21:02,173 --> 00:21:03,958 to be with the very motherfucker 504 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:07,440 that I used to fight with on the streets. 505 00:21:07,483 --> 00:21:09,790 Who murdered and killed 506 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:12,749 a lot of my comrades in the line of duty. 507 00:21:14,447 --> 00:21:16,492 But I want you to know, 508 00:21:18,102 --> 00:21:20,104 that I will kill you 509 00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,369 before I let you be with my daughter. 510 00:21:23,412 --> 00:21:25,066 You understand? 511 00:21:25,109 --> 00:21:26,589 SINGER: ♪ Kill the pigs! 512 00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,112 ASHLEY: Hey, guys, come and eat. 513 00:21:28,156 --> 00:21:29,549 SINGER: ♪ Get you one 514 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,072 Come on, let's eat. 515 00:21:31,115 --> 00:21:32,813 I think we're having pork chops. 516 00:21:32,856 --> 00:21:34,075 - Come on. - SINGER: ♪ Like things 517 00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:36,295 ♪ Be like time mags - 518 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,340 [chuckles] I know you like pork chops. 519 00:21:38,384 --> 00:21:39,733 SINGER: ♪ And the clock is ticking 520 00:21:39,776 --> 00:21:40,908 SINGER: ♪ Freedom, freedom... 521 00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,170 ASHLEY: Did you like it, honey? 522 00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,606 - MICHAEL: Oh, yeah. - I told you 523 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:45,173 - my mama's cooking was good. - Good food-- 524 00:21:45,216 --> 00:21:46,479 You want something else to drink? 525 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,089 MICHAEL: No, I'm fine, baby. 526 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:49,569 - I'm licking the plate. - MICHAEL: I'm fine. I'm good. 527 00:21:49,612 --> 00:21:51,962 Mom, I'm not gonna lie to you. 528 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:54,182 This food's off the hinges. 529 00:21:54,225 --> 00:21:56,750 Got my stomach bubbling and everything. Great. 530 00:21:56,793 --> 00:21:58,404 Yeah, I missed your cooking, Mama. 531 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,406 - Oh, thank you. - It was great, baby. 532 00:22:00,449 --> 00:22:02,103 - Oh, man. Thank you. - I gotta hand it you, 533 00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:04,932 Mrs. Jenkins, that was a delicious meal. 534 00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:06,368 MRS. JENKINS: Well, I am so glad 535 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,805 - you enjoyed it, Michael. - [chuckles] 536 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,070 You didn't finish your pork chop, Michael. 537 00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:14,463 Well, you know, 538 00:22:14,507 --> 00:22:16,335 I don't eat pork. 539 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,557 You don't what? 540 00:22:25,605 --> 00:22:27,128 I just don't eat pork. 541 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:28,738 What kind of nigga don't eat pork, hmm? 542 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:30,349 What type of nigga? You point one out 543 00:22:30,392 --> 00:22:31,915 and show me what kind of nigga. You don't smoke no weed. 544 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,134 ASHLEY: why don't you just leave-- 545 00:22:33,177 --> 00:22:34,483 What kind of nigga don't eat pork? 546 00:22:34,527 --> 00:22:36,616 You one of them Mussolinis or something? 547 00:22:36,659 --> 00:22:39,009 - ASHLEY: Just chill. - Muslim. I'm not-- 548 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:41,403 Oh, you trying to correctionalize me? 549 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,318 - You try to correctionalize me? - MRS. JENKINS: No. Nobody 550 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,798 - correctionalizing you. - Oh, oh, oh, I get it. 551 00:22:44,841 --> 00:22:46,974 - I'm sick of this. - I get it. 552 00:22:47,017 --> 00:22:50,630 A pig that don't eat pig. 553 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:52,022 Oh, Jake. 554 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,459 Dad, I used to be getting your jokes. 555 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,634 I don't really-- 556 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:55,809 I don't get that one. What do you mean? 557 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,420 Your sister Ashley here 558 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:00,988 has brought a pig into our family. 559 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,947 This motherfucker right here, June Bug, 560 00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:05,166 is one-time. 561 00:23:05,209 --> 00:23:07,342 You a police officer? 562 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,823 You got me ride--Ashley, you got me riding around with this cop? 563 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:11,477 Why did you have to tell him that? 564 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,609 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - You got 'em somewhere? 565 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,176 - This has gone too far. - I'm gonna search you, nigga. 566 00:23:15,219 --> 00:23:16,699 - You don't have to-- - You a one-time? 567 00:23:16,743 --> 00:23:18,179 This has gone too far. 568 00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:20,137 The point where the cops go home. 569 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:21,443 MICHAEL: Relax, all right? 570 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,358 You relax. You want me to relax? 571 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,359 ALL: Hey. Hey. 572 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,839 You don't even have to get it. 573 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:27,231 You feel good, where your mama keep you. 574 00:23:27,275 --> 00:23:30,452 [overlapping chatter] 575 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:32,498 [music] 576 00:23:32,541 --> 00:23:34,543 My father ate pork. Your father ate pork. 577 00:23:34,587 --> 00:23:36,197 Her father ate pork. 578 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:38,242 [overlapping chatter] 579 00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:43,422 Hey, hold on. Hold on. Okay. Hold on! 580 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,293 - [indistinct chatter] - Daddy. Stop! 581 00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:48,209 Wait a minute. No. Stop, Daddy. 582 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,951 Come on, don't be upset. 583 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:55,869 Father and brother are just like that, you know? 584 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,392 What, this is normal for you? 585 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,089 No. 586 00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:02,049 I just know how they are, you know? 587 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:06,357 Especially my dad, you know, he's just--I don't know. 588 00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:08,142 He's just real stuck in his ways. 589 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,319 Yeah, I can see that. [laughs] 590 00:24:12,973 --> 00:24:14,670 Don't be upset, all right? 591 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,674 I'll make it up to you. 592 00:24:18,718 --> 00:24:21,024 Oh, I know what that means. 593 00:24:21,068 --> 00:24:24,288 [music] 594 00:24:29,946 --> 00:24:31,687 JAKE: I've been saving-- 595 00:24:31,731 --> 00:24:33,602 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 596 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:37,301 MICHAEL: Okay. 597 00:24:39,434 --> 00:24:40,696 [sighs] 598 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:43,307 Ashley, 599 00:24:44,918 --> 00:24:47,355 now you know goddamn well you know better. 600 00:24:51,968 --> 00:24:53,840 Let's go, Shaft. 601 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:55,494 You on the couch tonight. 602 00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,846 All right. All right. 603 00:24:59,889 --> 00:25:01,456 Thank you. 604 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,284 [chuckles] 605 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:05,025 You need to go, Shaft. 606 00:25:08,289 --> 00:25:10,465 "Shaft, go sleep on the couch. 607 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,772 "Shaft this, Shaft that." Keep calling me Shaft. 608 00:25:12,815 --> 00:25:14,469 I've got your shaft right here. 609 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,992 Ashley, 610 00:25:17,646 --> 00:25:19,474 how old are you? 611 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,520 Twenty-four. 612 00:25:21,563 --> 00:25:23,260 Remember this, 613 00:25:23,304 --> 00:25:25,654 you ain't never too old to get your ass whipped. 614 00:25:27,134 --> 00:25:29,266 And chop that up in your head a little bit. 615 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,622 Who the hell has a plastic couch in this day and age? 616 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:40,234 Sweat out five pounds sleeping on this damn bed. 617 00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:42,845 I can't even get freaking comfortable. 618 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:44,325 - Goddamn! - [dogs barking] 619 00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:46,719 Oh, gotta listen to this shit all night? 620 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,156 Goddamn. [grunts] 621 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,810 Fuck! All right. Come on, just relax. 622 00:25:50,853 --> 00:25:53,508 Just relax. Just relax. Just relax. Just relax. 623 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,337 Come on, just relax. Just relax. Just relax. Damn. 624 00:25:56,380 --> 00:25:59,601 How come she's upstairs? [sobbing] 625 00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,255 [dog barking] 626 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:12,701 You better knock that shit off, Lil' Ray. 627 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:15,182 Last time I'll tell you, boy. I swear for God, 628 00:26:15,225 --> 00:26:16,705 next time, I'll have you go get me a switch. 629 00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,489 Ray, he's just being a kid. 630 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:21,841 - Uh-hmm. - Ray Ray. Ray Ray. 631 00:26:21,884 --> 00:26:24,626 Hit me again and you won't wake up 'til next week. 632 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,323 RAY RAY: That's why you can't dookie 633 00:26:26,367 --> 00:26:28,064 'cause you don't eat no damn vegetables. 634 00:26:28,108 --> 00:26:29,718 All right. So, look here, 635 00:26:29,762 --> 00:26:32,939 when is sleeping booty gonna wake his ass up anyway? 636 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,723 I don't know. 637 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:36,333 Why don't we find out? 638 00:26:38,031 --> 00:26:39,032 Hey, Shaft! 639 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:40,686 Oh, Jake! 640 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:43,079 JAKE: Shaft, wake it up. 641 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,560 Whoa, Shaft! 642 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,040 Jake, be nice. 643 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:48,607 Wake it up there, boy. 644 00:26:49,564 --> 00:26:51,566 MRS. JENKINS: Ashley's sister Mookie is here. 645 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,569 And her whole family are dying to meet you. 646 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,136 - Come on in. - Hey. 647 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:57,659 Have some breakfast with us, honey. 648 00:26:57,703 --> 00:26:59,443 - Woo! - Morning, everybody. 649 00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:01,707 - Good morning. - Morning, baby. 650 00:27:01,750 --> 00:27:03,622 - How you doing? I'm Michael. - Woo! 651 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:05,406 Goddamn, boy, 652 00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,016 you need to brush your teeth. 653 00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:09,105 It smell like you got a naked demon in your mouth. 654 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,498 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 655 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,065 What did you eat last night, shit? 656 00:27:12,108 --> 00:27:14,545 Hey, hey, hey. Let me--let me go brush. 657 00:27:14,589 --> 00:27:16,069 - All right. [laughs] - I'm just playing, baby. 658 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,592 I'm just playing. I'm just playing. 659 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,246 I'm just playing with you, dawg. 660 00:27:19,289 --> 00:27:20,682 - All right. Okay. You got me. - I'm Ray Ray. 661 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,336 - You got me. You got me. - I'm Ray Ray. 662 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:24,251 - Ray Ray. Ray Ray. - This is my wife, Mookie. 663 00:27:24,294 --> 00:27:25,818 - How you doing? - Hi. It's nice to meet you. 664 00:27:25,861 --> 00:27:28,777 That's my little bad-ass son, right there. Ray Jr. 665 00:27:28,821 --> 00:27:32,433 That's Lil' Ray. Holler. 666 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,131 Holler back. 667 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,916 Go on have a seat, Michael. 668 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:38,657 Help yourself to some breakfast. 669 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,702 Mookie cooked breakfast for us this morning. 670 00:27:40,746 --> 00:27:43,313 Oh, all right. Thank you, Mookie, 671 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:44,924 - 'cause I sure am hungry. - That's right. 672 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,100 Go on and help yourself to some of that pork sausage, 673 00:27:47,143 --> 00:27:48,362 brought that straight from Georgia. 674 00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:50,581 - Yeah. - Good pork sausage. 675 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:52,801 Ray Ray, 676 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,500 you know, Michael here don't eat no pork. 677 00:27:56,544 --> 00:27:58,981 - What? - Mmm-hmm. 678 00:27:59,025 --> 00:28:01,114 ASHLEY: Daddy, why don't you just shut up sometimes? 679 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,507 Girl, you're about to get your fucking head knocked off. 680 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:06,510 Don't you ever tell your daddy to shut up. 681 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:08,730 I'll turn this goddamn table over on you. 682 00:28:10,427 --> 00:28:12,778 MAN: Get ready. In five, hut, hut! 683 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:14,780 - COMMENTATOR: Straight ahead. - JAKE: There you go. 684 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:16,956 - There you go. There you go. - COMMENTATOR: Scott missed him. 685 00:28:16,999 --> 00:28:19,698 [laughs] 686 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:20,960 Touchdown, baby. 687 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,875 Jenkins, I tell you, them boys ain't shit. 688 00:28:22,918 --> 00:28:25,616 Oh, they dig it into that ass there, boy. [laughs] 689 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:27,967 Go through this every year. Every goddamn year. 690 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:31,318 Hey, Ray Ray, it's good to see you, you know. 691 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,972 Now you're gonna be at the picnic, right? 692 00:28:33,015 --> 00:28:34,756 'Cause I need you to bring some of that pork. 693 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,193 - Those sausages? - I can't do it, man. 694 00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,978 I gotta take Lil' Ray Jr. to the doctor. 695 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,370 Boy ain't dookied in a week. 696 00:28:40,414 --> 00:28:41,850 The boy ain't boo-booed in a whole week? 697 00:28:41,894 --> 00:28:43,591 Hell no. And I'm worried about him, man. 698 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,114 The little ass just backed up. 699 00:28:45,158 --> 00:28:47,029 I told you he don't eat enough goddamned vegetables. 700 00:28:47,073 --> 00:28:48,683 Yeah, you gotta eat vegetables. 701 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,946 Hey, how's it going in here, fellas? 702 00:28:50,990 --> 00:28:52,339 Hey. What we got going? 703 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:53,688 What we got going? Who's playing? 704 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,298 Damn, let me move over some, boy. 705 00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:57,213 Oh, we got-- oh, we got room. Hey. 706 00:28:57,257 --> 00:28:59,433 COMMENTATOR: And it's good. 707 00:28:59,476 --> 00:29:01,740 So three missed punts in the third quarter... 708 00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:06,135 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. 709 00:29:06,179 --> 00:29:07,789 What the fuck did you do? 710 00:29:07,833 --> 00:29:09,748 Take a bath on a goddamn cologne? 711 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:12,011 Yeah, boy, what kind of French shit is that 712 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:13,273 you're wearing? 713 00:29:13,316 --> 00:29:15,492 It's called Yves Jean Rene. 714 00:29:15,536 --> 00:29:18,104 Chardonnay? Ain't that liquor, boy? 715 00:29:18,147 --> 00:29:20,976 No. No. 716 00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:23,979 I'm just playing with you, boy. We're here watching the game. 717 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:26,199 Hey, you! [chuckles] 718 00:29:26,242 --> 00:29:27,766 Mmm-hmm. 719 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:29,419 That's my team right there. That's my team. 720 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,204 They ain't shit. 721 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,771 They're losing like a motherfucker. 722 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:35,730 I told you they ain't shit, Jenkins. 723 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,907 All right. So what do you do for a living there, Mike? 724 00:29:40,822 --> 00:29:42,563 - Well, I'm-- - Ray Ray, 725 00:29:44,043 --> 00:29:45,609 your boy Mike is a pig. 726 00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:48,699 What--what's that, 727 00:29:48,743 --> 00:29:52,312 the mascot for a local rib joint or food chain or something? 728 00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:53,835 No, no, no. 729 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:56,403 Pig as in pig. Po-po. 730 00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,622 Five-O. Johnny Law. 731 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:01,364 Oh, locking motherfuckers up. 732 00:30:01,408 --> 00:30:04,411 Oh, okay. How long have you been doing that? 733 00:30:05,847 --> 00:30:08,067 As long as they've been letting sell-out niggas like this 734 00:30:08,110 --> 00:30:09,633 on the force. 735 00:30:10,504 --> 00:30:11,984 About five years. 736 00:30:12,027 --> 00:30:13,942 Oh, really? 737 00:30:13,986 --> 00:30:16,597 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 738 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,991 I like that shirt. Where did you get that shirt? 739 00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:20,253 Oh, you like this? 740 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,732 MICHAEL: Yeah, no, I like it, yeah. 741 00:30:21,776 --> 00:30:23,430 Yeah, boy, this is some sexy shit, ain't it? 742 00:30:23,473 --> 00:30:25,258 - I'm a trash man. - You got that out of the trash? 743 00:30:25,301 --> 00:30:27,477 Well, you find a lot of surprising stuff in the trash. 744 00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:29,479 All types of good shit you can use. 745 00:30:29,523 --> 00:30:32,091 Toothpaste, lotion, 746 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:34,876 soap, mouthwash, breath mints. 747 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,835 - Lot of good shit in the trash. - [doorbell ringing] 748 00:30:38,662 --> 00:30:41,578 Young blood, help me out. 749 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,363 Go get the door for me. 750 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:45,887 Get the goddamn door. 751 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,976 Yeah, no, I was planning on getting it. 752 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:50,936 [sighs] 753 00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:54,896 Jenkins, why didn't you tell me this motherfucker 754 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:57,333 was a cop, man? You know I'm on probation. 755 00:31:04,645 --> 00:31:07,343 - Hola. - Hola. 756 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:09,432 You are June Boog? 757 00:31:09,476 --> 00:31:11,478 Or June Bug? 758 00:31:11,521 --> 00:31:13,828 No, no, no. I'm Michael. 759 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,352 JAKE: Hey, Shaft, who is it? 760 00:31:16,396 --> 00:31:17,963 It's for June Bug. 761 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,530 JAKE: Well, let him in, dipshit. 762 00:31:20,574 --> 00:31:22,793 You ordered the mail-order bride? 763 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,665 Oh, me? No, no, no. I don't know-- 764 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:29,017 Yes, yes, yes, we must-- how do you say? 765 00:31:30,366 --> 00:31:32,151 Make love. 766 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,761 Make babies. 767 00:31:33,804 --> 00:31:35,502 No, no, no. We don't make no babies. 768 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:37,286 - Yes, yes. - Hey, Shaft. Let her-- 769 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:40,115 I can't handle--hey, hey. 770 00:31:40,159 --> 00:31:41,551 Hey. 771 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:45,555 That is for June Bug. 772 00:31:46,382 --> 00:31:48,907 Don't just stand there. What, you waiting for her to kiss you? 773 00:31:48,950 --> 00:31:50,734 Go knock on the goddamn door, boy. 774 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:52,519 No, yeah, I was just about to do that, 775 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:53,955 I was just about to do that. 776 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,004 - JUNE BUG: Fuck you. - It's Michael. 777 00:32:02,398 --> 00:32:04,400 Hell you want, nigga? 778 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:06,402 You got--you got company. 779 00:32:07,403 --> 00:32:08,839 - Is she pregnant? 780 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,887 It's a mail-order bride. 781 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,149 Hell, no! 782 00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:19,024 Damn! You fine in person 783 00:32:19,067 --> 00:32:21,374 and just like you are in your picture. Shit! 784 00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:23,550 - I'm Lupe. I'm the-- - Lupe el-- 785 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,595 --mail-order bride from Santo Domingo. 786 00:32:25,639 --> 00:32:27,075 Oh, El hello ho. 787 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,859 You ordered the mail-order bride? 788 00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,687 I sure did. Let me look at you, I wanna see you. 789 00:32:30,731 --> 00:32:33,821 - Dig it. Oh, snap. - June Bug, June Bug. 790 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,739 - Knock it out of the park. - [speaks Spanish] 791 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:40,741 Told you I was gonna make something of myself, Daddy. 792 00:32:40,784 --> 00:32:42,917 Babies, oh, yeah, yeah. 793 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,745 Come here. Watch them, they the Feds. 794 00:32:44,788 --> 00:32:46,834 LUPE: Okay. Ooh, ooh, we could go-- 795 00:32:46,877 --> 00:32:48,923 Come here, I need you right here. 796 00:32:48,967 --> 00:32:50,403 [Lupe screams] 797 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:54,059 MAN: I wrote the book Dominoes for Blood back in '76. 798 00:32:54,102 --> 00:32:56,235 - Dominoes for Blood? - Dominoes for Blood, 799 00:32:56,278 --> 00:32:58,193 - I wrote that back in '76. - Hell of a book. 800 00:32:58,237 --> 00:33:00,108 - Hell of a title that is. - Hell of a book. 801 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:02,893 - That done put it on them. - Up this fucking bullshit. 802 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,547 - Lay it down. - [screams] 803 00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:07,202 Twenty-five, motherfucker. 804 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,162 Now if you gonna keep sticking your ass out there like that, 805 00:33:10,205 --> 00:33:13,078 somebody gonna confuse your masculinity. 806 00:33:13,121 --> 00:33:14,601 [laughs] 807 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:16,168 Okey-dokey, pokey. 808 00:33:18,605 --> 00:33:20,172 What the fuck are you laughing at? 809 00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,176 It's your play, young blood. 810 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,092 And you better come with some shit. 811 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:30,008 Man, relax, take it easy, dawg. 812 00:33:30,051 --> 00:33:32,619 Nigga, are you ovulating? Go on, play, dawg. 813 00:33:32,662 --> 00:33:35,013 Play it, man. Calm down. 814 00:33:35,056 --> 00:33:38,233 I got this, I got this, I got this. 815 00:33:38,277 --> 00:33:40,105 Fifteen. 816 00:33:40,148 --> 00:33:41,454 Sure is. 817 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,803 - Fifteen. - That's a 15, 818 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:44,283 if ever I saw a 15. 819 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:45,632 The big one and a fiver. 820 00:33:45,675 --> 00:33:47,242 Come on, Ashley baby, 821 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:49,288 I need you to come help me with the food, come on. 822 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:52,247 Mama, I was kind of enjoying myself with the boys. 823 00:33:52,291 --> 00:33:54,902 Oh, girl, come on here. That boy ain't going nowhere. 824 00:33:54,945 --> 00:33:57,035 ASHLEY: All right, meet me over there. 825 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:03,998 Mmm-mmm-mmm! 826 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,087 Look at the swing on that back porch. 827 00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:09,090 Woo! That girl got a ass like a horse. 828 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:11,005 [mimicking horse] 829 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,181 Woo! She sure got a hell of a future behind her. 830 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:16,663 Yeah, but she walk like her pussy ain't no good. 831 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:18,012 - MAN: Oh, not to me. - What she need to do, 832 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:20,319 try one of them ninja trois with me. 833 00:34:20,362 --> 00:34:21,929 Get a second opinion. 834 00:34:21,972 --> 00:34:23,626 Now, you thinking about menage a trois. 835 00:34:23,670 --> 00:34:25,106 MAN: Whatever, nigga. 836 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,673 No, no, no, you got some freaking going on right there. 837 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:28,501 That my wife and my daughter 838 00:34:28,544 --> 00:34:30,329 you're talking about there, nigga. 839 00:34:30,372 --> 00:34:32,026 I'm sorry. 840 00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:33,158 I'm sorry. 841 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:35,203 Sorry, dawg, my bad, we didn't know. 842 00:34:35,247 --> 00:34:36,900 Okay, all right. 843 00:34:36,944 --> 00:34:38,598 Let's get back to the game. 844 00:34:38,641 --> 00:34:40,730 - All right. What's the count? - The count? 845 00:34:40,774 --> 00:34:43,777 Okay. All right. Okay, my man, you got five. 846 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,649 Of course, young blood, he's got two houses. 847 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:49,652 And, of course, that means you got, um... 848 00:34:50,653 --> 00:34:53,569 zero. [laughs] 849 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:57,095 - Oh, man. - You know what? 850 00:34:57,138 --> 00:34:58,835 I let you off the hook with my wife. 851 00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,141 I'm about to bust your fucking ass. 852 00:35:00,185 --> 00:35:02,361 Sit down, dawg, don't get excited. 853 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,886 - Hold up, don't get excited. - [all clamoring] 854 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,325 Hold him, hold him. Hold him, dawg. 855 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:12,153 - Come on! - Mr. Jenkins. Mr. Jenkins. 856 00:35:12,197 --> 00:35:13,415 Boy, you're lucky. 857 00:35:13,459 --> 00:35:14,677 You're lucky they grabbed you, I know that. 858 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:16,244 Relax. Relax. Hey, look, relax, 859 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,811 all right, it's not worth it, all right. Just let it go. 860 00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:19,334 You're goddamn right, it's worth it. 861 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,727 You let them two niggas talk about my daughter, 862 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,032 you ain't say a damn thing. 863 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:24,426 Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, let it go. 864 00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:25,819 You're just like a damn P. 865 00:35:25,862 --> 00:35:27,647 Y'all only brave when you got your badge 866 00:35:27,690 --> 00:35:29,127 and your little gun on you. 867 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:32,739 - Look... - We gonna see, 868 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:34,262 we gonna see. 869 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,011 - Hey. - What's up? 870 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,273 We're looking for somebody 871 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,448 to play all-time quarterback over here. 872 00:35:46,492 --> 00:35:47,710 No, I'm cool. 873 00:35:47,754 --> 00:35:50,322 What? You scared? 874 00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:52,411 Am I--am I-- 875 00:35:52,454 --> 00:35:54,239 oh, you think I'm scared? 876 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,197 Bring it on. 877 00:35:56,241 --> 00:35:57,981 All right, look. 878 00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,766 We gonna run deep outs on these fools, all right? 879 00:35:59,809 --> 00:36:02,072 All right, here we go, here we go, you're gonna run like this. 880 00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:04,292 Okay, but you gotta sell that fake, you gotta sell that. 881 00:36:04,336 --> 00:36:07,208 And you, you gonna run like this, all right. 882 00:36:07,252 --> 00:36:08,818 Remember, like that. You got to juke them right there. 883 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:11,038 Okay. And the rest of you two, you block, okay? 884 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:12,822 Hey, hey, hey, hey. No long faces, all right. 885 00:36:12,866 --> 00:36:14,346 We a team, all right? Break on three. 886 00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:15,869 All right, bring it in, bring it in, bring it in. 887 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:16,957 One, two, three, break. 888 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,263 Come on, come on, come on. 889 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:19,525 Come on, punk. 890 00:36:19,568 --> 00:36:21,831 Y'all better bring your A-game today 891 00:36:22,963 --> 00:36:24,834 because I'm gonna sack your bitch ass for sure. 892 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:30,971 Down, set, hut, hut, hut! 893 00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:32,842 - BOY: Come on and get it! - Come on and get it! 894 00:36:32,886 --> 00:36:34,409 Come on and get it. Yeah. 895 00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:37,020 Block me. I'm the hustler. 896 00:36:38,500 --> 00:36:41,547 [grunts] Oh, hey man. 897 00:36:41,590 --> 00:36:43,549 Oh, oh, hey. 898 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,507 Got you, nigga. 899 00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:47,205 Told you to bring your A-game. 900 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,468 Punk. 901 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:51,426 Fat bastard. 902 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:52,775 Oh, that's how we're gonna play? 903 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,821 All right, look. 904 00:36:56,257 --> 00:36:57,867 Just block. 905 00:36:58,694 --> 00:37:01,175 Hey, anybody know who to contact 906 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,133 in case there's emergency for this coward? 907 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:06,833 'Cause this nigga is going down for good this time. 908 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:09,270 Down, set, hut. 909 00:37:09,314 --> 00:37:11,098 LITTLE HUCK: One alligator, two alligator, 910 00:37:11,141 --> 00:37:12,752 three alligator, four alligator... 911 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,544 [Michael] [jeering] Yeah, yeah, yeah, uh-huh. 912 00:37:22,588 --> 00:37:24,851 Huh, huh. Ah! 913 00:37:24,894 --> 00:37:27,201 Kicked your bitch ass now, 914 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,159 yeah, uh-huh. 915 00:37:29,203 --> 00:37:32,293 Uh-huh. Look at all y'all faces, 916 00:37:32,337 --> 00:37:34,252 all y'all faces. Yeah. 917 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:36,166 Get your butt up. 918 00:37:41,607 --> 00:37:43,870 Come on, guys. It's cool, no. 919 00:37:43,913 --> 00:37:45,872 We just playing. 920 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:47,352 We just playing. 921 00:37:47,395 --> 00:37:49,092 SINGER: ♪ I'm running for your love 922 00:37:49,136 --> 00:37:51,181 ♪ Oh, and I won't get tired 923 00:37:51,225 --> 00:37:53,227 MICHAEL: I'm sorry. I said I'm sorry. 924 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,708 SINGER: ♪ Said I'm running, running, running for your love ♪ 925 00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,579 MICHAEL: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 926 00:37:57,623 --> 00:37:59,581 I didn't hurt the boy. 927 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:01,148 Oh, damn. 928 00:38:01,191 --> 00:38:04,412 SINGER: ♪ And I won't stop coming by 929 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,241 - JAKE: I'm sorry, baby. - MRS. JENKINS: Don't do that. 930 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,548 I ain't seen a motherfucker run like that 931 00:38:09,591 --> 00:38:11,201 since Jesse Owens. 932 00:38:11,245 --> 00:38:13,073 [laughs] 933 00:38:13,116 --> 00:38:15,162 Mike, 934 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:17,773 how did you learn to run like that? 935 00:38:17,817 --> 00:38:20,167 - Chasing niggas? - Oh, come on, Jake. 936 00:38:20,210 --> 00:38:22,082 Leave that boy alone, that's not nice. 937 00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:24,389 - I'm just saying, baby. - Oh, come on, now. 938 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,739 Look, y'all still hungry? I'll tell you what, 939 00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:28,131 I'll fix you some leftovers. 940 00:38:28,175 --> 00:38:31,221 And you stop laughing at him. Be nice. 941 00:38:31,265 --> 00:38:33,702 Run, nigga, run. 942 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:36,401 Run from the man. [laughs] 943 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,056 It's okay, baby, I still love you... 944 00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,798 even though you ran. 945 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:44,496 I was not running. 946 00:38:44,539 --> 00:38:46,367 I was looking for a more secure place 947 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,282 to settle our differences. There were kids out there. 948 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,371 - I know. - They were little. 949 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,938 Very small. 950 00:38:51,981 --> 00:38:55,115 This is not how I intended for this to go, okay? 951 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:57,378 Your father is never gonna approve of me marrying you. 952 00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:00,381 - He'll come around. - Oh, like hell he will. 953 00:39:00,425 --> 00:39:04,124 Baby, I love you no matter what, all right? 954 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:06,953 My family is my family, but you're my boo, 955 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:09,042 my husband to be. 956 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:11,523 Nobody's gonna come in between that. 957 00:39:12,785 --> 00:39:14,352 Love conquers all. 958 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:18,486 Isn't that hat you told me the night of our engagement? 959 00:39:20,749 --> 00:39:22,229 - I love you. - [siren wailing] 960 00:39:24,405 --> 00:39:25,885 [knocking on door] 961 00:39:25,928 --> 00:39:28,017 [sigh] Hold that thought. 962 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:43,076 Hey, Monster, what are you doing here? 963 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:44,686 How you doing, baby? 964 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,819 I heard you was back in town, just come by to see you. 965 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,429 ASHLEY: Oh, okay. 966 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:49,822 Who's this nigga? 967 00:39:49,865 --> 00:39:52,868 This is my boyfriend, Mike. 968 00:39:56,045 --> 00:39:57,569 Nice to meet you, homie. 969 00:39:57,612 --> 00:39:59,135 Yeah, no, we cool. 970 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:01,616 Nice to meet you, Monster, it was? 971 00:40:01,660 --> 00:40:04,271 Yeah, Mr. Monster. 972 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:07,187 Mister--that's cool. [clears throat] 973 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,798 You know what? I've always had a crush on you, 974 00:40:09,842 --> 00:40:11,234 you know that, right, sweetheart? 975 00:40:11,278 --> 00:40:13,019 - Let me just get my arm out. - Yeah. 976 00:40:13,062 --> 00:40:15,195 Yeah, you told me. 977 00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:18,546 Did you and Ashley go to school together or something? 978 00:40:19,808 --> 00:40:21,201 You know what? You look better 979 00:40:21,244 --> 00:40:23,246 than you did last time I saw you. 980 00:40:23,290 --> 00:40:24,944 - Thank you. - MRS. JENKINS: Ashley, 981 00:40:24,987 --> 00:40:26,685 can you come give me a hand real quick? 982 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,034 Oh, gotta go, thanks. 983 00:40:28,077 --> 00:40:29,905 Hmm, yeah. 984 00:40:29,949 --> 00:40:32,560 - [laughs] - You know, I was-- 985 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:34,344 Hey, man, shut your punk ass up. 986 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:35,955 Okay. I got you. 987 00:40:35,998 --> 00:40:38,131 I'll spit all over you, you hear me? 988 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:39,959 Where you from? 989 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:41,264 San Diego. 990 00:40:41,308 --> 00:40:42,527 No, I said what set you from? 991 00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:43,919 Set? I don't-- I don't follow you. 992 00:40:43,963 --> 00:40:45,530 Oh, you know what I mean, nigga. 993 00:40:45,573 --> 00:40:47,401 What set, what hood, what gang you from? 994 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:50,404 Gang--oh, no, no, no, I'm not--hold it. 995 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,058 Just give me a little room, little room, little room. 996 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:54,321 I'm not--I'm not into all that. I'm just not into all that. 997 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:57,150 - What are you into? - Actually, I'm a... 998 00:40:57,193 --> 00:40:59,369 You--what was that word you were about to say? 999 00:40:59,413 --> 00:41:02,285 Come on, come on, say it, say it, 1000 00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:04,679 or I'm gonna beat your ass, say it. 1001 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:07,595 Cop. 1002 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:09,336 Help. 1003 00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,338 Help. 1004 00:41:13,601 --> 00:41:16,604 Let him go! Let him go, Monster! Let him go! 1005 00:41:16,648 --> 00:41:18,693 No, this is your last day on Earth, cop! 1006 00:41:18,737 --> 00:41:20,042 One-time killed my brother. 1007 00:41:20,086 --> 00:41:22,523 You gonna die today, pig. 1008 00:41:22,567 --> 00:41:25,047 [screams] 1009 00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:30,444 Daddy? Monster, he tripping again. 1010 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,142 I'm gonna bust your ass up too, bitch. 1011 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:39,497 What did I tell you? What did I tell your big ass? 1012 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,803 Not to step foot in my goddamn house again. 1013 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:43,326 Motherfucker! 1014 00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:45,459 Bust your ass again like I did the last time. 1015 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,417 I was just leaving, Mr. Jenkins. 1016 00:41:47,461 --> 00:41:49,985 You'd better! Before I pop another cap up in your ass. 1017 00:41:51,030 --> 00:41:52,727 Big son of a bitch. 1018 00:41:58,516 --> 00:41:59,647 You all right? 1019 00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:03,129 Yeah, I'm fine. He started choking me by surprise. I-- 1020 00:42:03,172 --> 00:42:04,739 Not you, asshole. 1021 00:42:04,783 --> 00:42:06,959 I'm talking to my daughter. You all right, baby? 1022 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:08,787 I'm fine, Daddy. 1023 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:10,310 I'm fine. 1024 00:42:11,441 --> 00:42:14,053 And you're supposed to be a goddamn cop. 1025 00:42:20,102 --> 00:42:22,540 The shit I do for your love. 1026 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,545 You hungry? 1027 00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:30,896 MICHAEL: So your dad really wanted you 1028 00:42:30,939 --> 00:42:31,897 to marry this Malik guy? 1029 00:42:31,940 --> 00:42:33,725 Yeah. 1030 00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:36,162 I mean, his dad and my dad, 1031 00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:38,599 they were both in the Party together and... 1032 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:41,384 it kind of seemed like the perfect match, you know? 1033 00:42:42,821 --> 00:42:46,781 - Up until he robbed that bank. - What? 1034 00:42:46,825 --> 00:42:51,351 Yeah. Yeah, he's been in jail for the past five years. 1035 00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:53,483 How much time did he get? 1036 00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:55,442 - Quadruple life. - Quadru-- 1037 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:58,924 and this is the man your dad wanted you to marry? 1038 00:42:58,967 --> 00:43:00,447 Yeah. 1039 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,840 [laughs] 1040 00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:04,669 I love you, Ashley, but I ain't robbing no banks 1041 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,410 for your ass or your daddy's approval. 1042 00:43:10,936 --> 00:43:12,241 Ashley. 1043 00:43:16,681 --> 00:43:18,596 Don't forget where you are, young lady. 1044 00:43:19,509 --> 00:43:21,642 Now, this thing came in the mail for you today. 1045 00:43:22,904 --> 00:43:24,297 What is it? 1046 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,212 Some kind of tape. 1047 00:43:26,255 --> 00:43:28,388 Didn't have a return address on it. 1048 00:43:28,431 --> 00:43:31,086 Why not pop it in and see what's on it? 1049 00:43:41,488 --> 00:43:43,316 Come on, baby, break this up right here, 1050 00:43:43,359 --> 00:43:45,753 let's make a little space, eh? 1051 00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:50,105 Yup - 1052 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:57,591 I can never get comfortable on this couch. 1053 00:43:59,114 --> 00:44:00,376 Where'd that come from? 1054 00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,769 They don't even serve corn in here. 1055 00:44:01,813 --> 00:44:04,380 Look, baby, it's Malik. 1056 00:44:06,731 --> 00:44:09,429 Hey, baby. It's Malik. 1057 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:11,779 Daddy, do we have to watch this? 1058 00:44:11,823 --> 00:44:13,607 MALIK: How come you block all my calls 1059 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:15,174 at every residence you move to? 1060 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:17,045 Ashley, let's just watch it and see what he has to say, 1061 00:44:17,089 --> 00:44:18,481 it might be something really nice. 1062 00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,701 And return all my letters. 1063 00:44:20,745 --> 00:44:22,268 Unread. 1064 00:44:23,617 --> 00:44:25,706 I just thought maybe you want to holler at a nigga. 1065 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,926 Thanks to this new videogram program, 1066 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,971 put together by Governor Schwarze-nigger, 1067 00:44:31,059 --> 00:44:36,325 I'm able to send you this small visual massage. 1068 00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:38,023 Just for you. 1069 00:44:38,850 --> 00:44:41,504 They say it helps keep us grounded in reality. 1070 00:44:41,548 --> 00:44:44,725 You're probably wondering why I sent you this, 1071 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,468 'cause you got a big old, fat, juicy ass, girl, 1072 00:44:48,511 --> 00:44:50,818 and the motherfucking titties. Woo! 1073 00:44:50,862 --> 00:44:52,864 Them motherfuckers float over my head 1074 00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:54,779 every night when I'm dreaming. 1075 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:57,738 Plus, Daddy just wanna make sure his baby girl all right. 1076 00:44:57,782 --> 00:45:00,567 Me? I'm cool. You know what I'm saying? 1077 00:45:00,610 --> 00:45:03,004 Long as there ain't no crooked cop 1078 00:45:03,048 --> 00:45:05,615 trying to assassinate me, getting shanked by a nigga. 1079 00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:07,313 Motherfucker trying to, you know, 1080 00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:09,010 inmates sodomize a motherfucker, 1081 00:45:09,054 --> 00:45:11,404 treat me like I'm some kind of fairytale shit. 1082 00:45:11,447 --> 00:45:12,884 You know what I'm saying? 1083 00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:14,668 Or a motherfucker get some food poisoning 1084 00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:16,801 with all that bullshit they serving down there. 1085 00:45:16,844 --> 00:45:19,717 Still trying to figure out how the fuck I get corn in my shit, 1086 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,720 and they ain't even had that motherfucking shit in here. 1087 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,506 Other than that, 1088 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:29,335 prison's been a positive, 1089 00:45:29,378 --> 00:45:31,293 positive experience. 1090 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,601 I never told you what went wrong 1091 00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:37,560 with the "alleged" bank robbery. 1092 00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:40,085 You know, it wasn't the "alleged" bank robbery 1093 00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:43,262 that got me quadruple life, no. 1094 00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,743 It was the amount of explosives 1095 00:45:45,786 --> 00:45:47,745 and arsenic they found at the crib. 1096 00:45:47,788 --> 00:45:50,530 They tried to charge me with a terrorist act. 1097 00:45:50,573 --> 00:45:52,662 I ain't no motherfucking terrorist! 1098 00:45:52,706 --> 00:45:54,969 I don't fit the motherfucking description, 1099 00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,884 George Bush, boy! 1100 00:45:58,364 --> 00:46:00,801 Anyway, I just opened up 'cause, 1101 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:03,369 I guess it's my institutionalized way 1102 00:46:03,412 --> 00:46:06,502 of saying... I'm sorry. 1103 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:11,856 You knows, what we had, baby, was special. 1104 00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:16,599 You remember that time, your high school prom, 1105 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:18,384 when I came to pick you up? 1106 00:46:18,427 --> 00:46:20,212 And everybody like, "Who the fuck this old dude? 1107 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:23,128 "You know, coming to, you know, grab a little shorty," right? 1108 00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:26,000 Like I was some kind of child molester or some shit. 1109 00:46:26,044 --> 00:46:27,741 You know what I'm saying? Remember I bust caps in the air, 1110 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,482 and all them little bitches ran? 1111 00:46:29,525 --> 00:46:32,572 All right. I took you down to the Bonaventure. 1112 00:46:32,615 --> 00:46:35,140 And I taught you how to do it tiger-style. 1113 00:46:36,097 --> 00:46:39,361 I will never forget that shit, I know you won't, either. 1114 00:46:40,449 --> 00:46:42,060 Power of duct tape. 1115 00:46:42,103 --> 00:46:43,496 Hmm. 1116 00:46:44,497 --> 00:46:46,412 Girl, there ain't a day go by in this motherfucker 1117 00:46:46,455 --> 00:46:48,066 I don't think about you. 1118 00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:49,545 You know what I'm saying? 1119 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:51,243 When I'm shanking the shit out of a motherfucker, 1120 00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:53,811 I'm thinking about you, girl. 1121 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:56,074 Yeah, when I'm squirting a motherfucker 1122 00:46:56,117 --> 00:46:58,859 with lighter fluid all between that motherfucker's cell, 1123 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:01,644 and I drop that match on that bitch. 1124 00:47:01,688 --> 00:47:04,125 Whoosh! 1125 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,432 I'm thinking about you, girl. 1126 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,042 When I'm in this motherfucking cell, 1127 00:47:08,086 --> 00:47:10,218 by myself late at night. 1128 00:47:10,262 --> 00:47:11,480 You know what I'm saying? 1129 00:47:11,524 --> 00:47:12,960 You know, I'm not really by myself, 1130 00:47:13,004 --> 00:47:15,093 'cause I got my bitches, you know what I'm saying? 1131 00:47:15,136 --> 00:47:16,442 Uh-hmm. 1132 00:47:16,485 --> 00:47:18,574 I got my motherfucker... 1133 00:47:20,011 --> 00:47:21,490 Petroleum jelly. 1134 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:25,146 $1.99. 1135 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:27,235 Commissary. 1136 00:47:27,279 --> 00:47:29,455 They got deals up in this bitch. 1137 00:47:30,978 --> 00:47:34,677 And I start beating up on the defendant. 1138 00:47:34,721 --> 00:47:37,855 Guilty, guilty, guilty. 1139 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,119 I'm thinking about you, girl. 1140 00:47:41,162 --> 00:47:44,426 Daddy, please shut this off. 1141 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:46,994 - [smooches] - [prison cell closes] 1142 00:47:48,169 --> 00:47:50,432 MAN: Guard, get in here. He's doing it again. 1143 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:51,869 Guard? 1144 00:47:53,131 --> 00:47:54,828 Oh, man, what the fuck you want? 1145 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:57,178 Every time a nigga try to get a jack session here, 1146 00:47:57,222 --> 00:47:58,571 here come your tight-suit-wearing 1147 00:47:58,614 --> 00:47:59,920 motherfucking ass. 1148 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:01,052 MAN: Stand your ass up against the wall. 1149 00:48:01,095 --> 00:48:02,792 MALIK: Fuck, no, nigga. 1150 00:48:02,836 --> 00:48:04,229 GUARD: Put your hands down, where the hell you going? 1151 00:48:04,272 --> 00:48:05,926 MALIK: Nigga, you gonna jack it off for me? 1152 00:48:05,970 --> 00:48:06,840 - GUARD: Get down on-- - MALIK: Pull the-- 1153 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,756 [squeaking] 1154 00:48:18,243 --> 00:48:21,072 JAKE: What the fuck you looking at, you bubble-eyed bastard? 1155 00:48:27,948 --> 00:48:30,864 Cover's on the side of the couch, Keystone Kop. 1156 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:34,999 And, Ashley, I think it's about time 1157 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:37,784 you made your way upstairs to go to bed. 1158 00:48:40,874 --> 00:48:42,049 [growls] 1159 00:48:46,053 --> 00:48:48,055 Tiger-style. 1160 00:48:48,099 --> 00:48:49,491 [growls] 1161 00:48:49,535 --> 00:48:50,928 Whatever. 1162 00:48:57,499 --> 00:49:01,068 [static] 1163 00:49:06,117 --> 00:49:09,163 [music] 1164 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,432 Michael? 1165 00:49:18,912 --> 00:49:20,044 Baby. 1166 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:23,003 What are you doing here? 1167 00:49:23,047 --> 00:49:24,657 What do you think? 1168 00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:28,182 What about your daddy? 1169 00:49:28,226 --> 00:49:29,749 What about him? 1170 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,620 I'm a big girl now. 1171 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:37,931 Big girls do big people things. 1172 00:49:39,454 --> 00:49:41,717 Oh, baby. 1173 00:49:42,631 --> 00:49:44,242 Really, we should-- 1174 00:49:44,285 --> 00:49:47,201 - Should what? - We should keep this PG-13. 1175 00:49:47,245 --> 00:49:48,681 Okay. 1176 00:49:50,813 --> 00:49:52,163 Oh. 1177 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:54,121 Oh. 1178 00:49:54,165 --> 00:49:56,210 Hmm. 1179 00:49:59,474 --> 00:50:01,389 Oh. 1180 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:02,912 Baby, be gentle. 1181 00:50:02,956 --> 00:50:04,958 I will. 1182 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:08,483 Oh, that's it. 1183 00:50:08,527 --> 00:50:10,007 Fuck! 1184 00:50:11,182 --> 00:50:13,619 Whoo! 1185 00:50:16,317 --> 00:50:18,145 Don't stop, baby. All right. 1186 00:50:18,189 --> 00:50:19,233 [thuds] 1187 00:50:20,234 --> 00:50:21,888 Wake it up, asshole. 1188 00:50:23,237 --> 00:50:26,371 [woman imitates tiger growl] 1189 00:50:26,414 --> 00:50:29,591 Oh! 1190 00:50:29,635 --> 00:50:30,810 - Gosh! - It's breakfast. 1191 00:50:30,853 --> 00:50:32,420 You might wanna put that thing away, 1192 00:50:32,464 --> 00:50:35,075 'cause we don't want no hard dicks at the breakfast table. 1193 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:39,166 [groaning] 1194 00:50:39,210 --> 00:50:40,646 [woman screams] 1195 00:50:40,689 --> 00:50:42,561 [Michael groans] 1196 00:50:42,604 --> 00:50:44,258 Phew. 1197 00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:45,825 Well, good morning, baby. 1198 00:50:45,868 --> 00:50:48,610 Good morning, baby. Oh. Oh. 1199 00:50:48,654 --> 00:50:51,222 Ooh. Good morning. 1200 00:50:52,353 --> 00:50:54,094 - Ooh. - ASHLEY: Okay. 1201 00:50:54,138 --> 00:50:57,619 Michael, this is my grandma and grandpa. 1202 00:50:57,663 --> 00:50:59,534 Oh, great, okay, it's a pleasure to meet you, 1203 00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:00,840 Mr. and Mrs. Jenkins. 1204 00:51:00,883 --> 00:51:03,103 ASHLEY: Oh, no, baby. 1205 00:51:03,147 --> 00:51:07,368 This is my mama's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Brown. 1206 00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,588 Yeah, and you get that shit right. 1207 00:51:11,851 --> 00:51:14,593 Very nice to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Brown. 1208 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:15,942 Glad to meet you, too, son. 1209 00:51:15,985 --> 00:51:17,465 MICHAEL: We good, we good, we good. 1210 00:51:17,509 --> 00:51:19,250 It's very nice to meet you, Patrick. 1211 00:51:20,816 --> 00:51:24,211 You'll have to excuse her, she's a little senile. 1212 00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:25,256 What? 1213 00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,431 Oh, no, no. 1214 00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:27,823 It's okay, it's okay. 1215 00:51:27,867 --> 00:51:30,435 He's a nice young man. 1216 00:51:30,478 --> 00:51:32,089 Hmm. Hmm. 1217 00:51:32,132 --> 00:51:36,223 Too bad you couldn't have met a nice young man. 1218 00:51:38,138 --> 00:51:40,184 Now I done said something to you before about that shit. 1219 00:51:40,227 --> 00:51:42,534 Don't come up here and start no shit with me. 1220 00:51:42,577 --> 00:51:44,492 Not today, please, Papa. 1221 00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,146 Come on, Papa, it's Thanksgiving. 1222 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:47,539 Oh, you need to shut up. 1223 00:51:47,582 --> 00:51:49,889 Your man ain't about shit, either. 1224 00:51:49,932 --> 00:51:52,152 Your daddy about to get his old light-skinned ass whooped. 1225 00:51:52,196 --> 00:51:54,111 - That's what's going to-- - Paul will beat you like-- 1226 00:51:54,154 --> 00:51:55,764 Hey, hey! 1227 00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:58,724 Can't we just be civil for five minutes? 1228 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:01,248 This is Michael's first visit with us. 1229 00:52:01,292 --> 00:52:04,251 You want the young man to think we a bunch of lunatics? 1230 00:52:04,295 --> 00:52:05,252 We is. 1231 00:52:06,558 --> 00:52:08,125 Yeah, you're right. 1232 00:52:10,257 --> 00:52:13,304 What is it you do for a living, Mike? 1233 00:52:14,609 --> 00:52:16,785 Somebody pass me the bacon. 1234 00:52:18,787 --> 00:52:20,572 I'm a police officer. 1235 00:52:20,615 --> 00:52:21,834 Oh. 1236 00:52:21,877 --> 00:52:23,401 As in, "cop"? 1237 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:25,838 Yes. 1238 00:52:25,881 --> 00:52:28,580 Might be nice to have a cop in the family. 1239 00:52:28,623 --> 00:52:30,234 MRS. BROWN: Wonderful. 1240 00:52:30,277 --> 00:52:31,409 Really? 1241 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,324 MR. BROWN: Yeah, really. 1242 00:52:33,367 --> 00:52:35,108 Yeah. 1243 00:52:36,022 --> 00:52:38,372 I've got a couple of moving violations, 1244 00:52:38,416 --> 00:52:40,853 maybe you could kind of-- 1245 00:52:40,896 --> 00:52:42,246 We talk about that later, you know, 1246 00:52:42,289 --> 00:52:43,899 'cause I don't do that for everybody. 1247 00:52:43,943 --> 00:52:45,510 Yeah, he doesn't really do that. 1248 00:52:45,553 --> 00:52:47,686 You know, it's really not a-- when I'm talking about-- 1249 00:52:47,729 --> 00:52:49,340 you know, we can talk about that later. 1250 00:52:49,383 --> 00:52:51,385 JUNE BUG: Good morning, y'all, what's up? Good morning. 1251 00:52:51,429 --> 00:52:53,779 - MR. BROWN: Hey, June Bug! - JUNE BUG: Mama, Papa! 1252 00:52:53,822 --> 00:52:54,954 MRS. BROWN: Oh, what's up? 1253 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:57,043 June Bug! All right. 1254 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,262 MRS. BROWN: How you doing, baby? 1255 00:52:58,305 --> 00:53:00,046 Grandma looking all senior sexy in here. 1256 00:53:00,089 --> 00:53:01,613 [sniffing] 1257 00:53:01,656 --> 00:53:03,223 What's that I smell? 1258 00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:05,269 Nothing. 1259 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:06,618 MR. BROWN: Bullshit! 1260 00:53:06,661 --> 00:53:08,315 That's reefer I smell. 1261 00:53:08,359 --> 00:53:12,972 You've been smoking reefer without your granddad again? 1262 00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:17,368 No, Grandpa, you know I wouldn't do that to you. 1263 00:53:17,411 --> 00:53:19,761 - I saved you some, you know. - [laughing] 1264 00:53:19,805 --> 00:53:22,808 Some of that biblical-type mind-- 1265 00:53:22,851 --> 00:53:24,375 - get into your mind. - Hey, hey, hey. 1266 00:53:25,376 --> 00:53:27,465 Careful what you say now. 1267 00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:30,163 You know, we got the cops in here. 1268 00:53:30,207 --> 00:53:31,251 Uh-hmm. 1269 00:53:31,295 --> 00:53:33,297 Babylon is in the house. 1270 00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:34,994 Hmm. 1271 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,737 Five-O. 1272 00:53:38,780 --> 00:53:40,260 Morning. 1273 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:42,088 JUNE BUG: Morning, neez. 1274 00:53:42,131 --> 00:53:43,829 Kind of uncomfortable with me sitting this close, ain't it? 1275 00:53:43,872 --> 00:53:45,178 Shoulder to shoulder. 1276 00:53:45,222 --> 00:53:46,048 You're used to me being in the back seat, 1277 00:53:46,092 --> 00:53:47,180 locked up, handcuffed. 1278 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:48,225 Do something now. 1279 00:53:48,268 --> 00:53:49,574 Do something now! 1280 00:53:49,617 --> 00:53:54,056 Anyway, before I was so cop-fully interrupted, 1281 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,189 Later on, at the dinner we's having tonight, 1282 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,886 - the Thanksgiving one. - Uh-hmm. 1283 00:53:57,930 --> 00:53:59,888 Right. I was gonna announce my engagement to Lupe, 1284 00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:01,238 my mail-order bride, 1285 00:54:01,281 --> 00:54:02,935 I got her over there from like Monte, 1286 00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,371 like one of them old place mess, 1287 00:54:04,415 --> 00:54:06,112 she like from places where they don't-- 1288 00:54:06,155 --> 00:54:07,896 you know, where they be speaking other than what I say. 1289 00:54:07,940 --> 00:54:10,725 Like I say this, and they say something else. 1290 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:16,862 Unfortunately, before we had a chance to cons-- 1291 00:54:16,905 --> 00:54:18,255 Consummate. 1292 00:54:18,298 --> 00:54:19,734 Cons--what? Mama? The word you told me-- 1293 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:21,301 MRS. JENKINS: Consummate. 1294 00:54:21,345 --> 00:54:24,043 JUNE BUG: Before we got a chance to get together, 1295 00:54:24,086 --> 00:54:25,697 she ran off with Hector, the gardener. 1296 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:27,525 [all exclaiming] 1297 00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:28,700 MRS. BROWN: That dirty bitch. 1298 00:54:28,743 --> 00:54:29,875 Mama. 1299 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:31,529 [laughing] 1300 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:33,444 I was talking about she was more comfortable with him, you know, 1301 00:54:33,487 --> 00:54:34,923 and she says, you know, 1302 00:54:34,967 --> 00:54:37,099 she's all happy and stuff now probably. 1303 00:54:37,143 --> 00:54:38,318 Keeping it pimping like Daddy. 1304 00:54:38,362 --> 00:54:39,493 That's what I'm gonna do. 1305 00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:41,147 Keep it pimping like Daddy from now on. 1306 00:54:41,190 --> 00:54:42,583 I ain't--all that love shit, like you said, Daddy, 1307 00:54:42,627 --> 00:54:44,759 after the motherfucking, "Ten years, fuck the bitch," 1308 00:54:44,803 --> 00:54:45,891 remember that? 1309 00:54:45,934 --> 00:54:47,196 Daddy was like, "After 10 years, 1310 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,720 "what the fuck I need her for? 1311 00:54:48,763 --> 00:54:50,199 "Your mama barely got by," 1312 00:54:50,243 --> 00:54:51,679 you remember you was me telling me about that? 1313 00:54:51,723 --> 00:54:52,811 You were like, "She was cool, but it wasn't the way--" 1314 00:54:52,854 --> 00:54:54,508 You remember him says? 1315 00:54:54,552 --> 00:54:55,509 You talking about her coming? 1316 00:54:55,553 --> 00:54:56,815 MICHAEL: Hey, you know, 1317 00:54:56,858 --> 00:54:58,295 Ashley and I, 1318 00:54:58,338 --> 00:55:00,558 we kind of have an announcement of our own. 1319 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:02,255 Um... 1320 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,735 we've been dating for quite some time. 1321 00:55:03,778 --> 00:55:05,693 JAKE: You know what? I'm done eating. 1322 00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:06,912 Yeah, I'm tired, too, man. 1323 00:55:06,955 --> 00:55:08,261 I'm feeling sleepy right now. 1324 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,567 Grandpa, you wanna go do that? 1325 00:55:09,610 --> 00:55:10,916 I'm so tired. 1326 00:55:10,959 --> 00:55:13,092 MR. BROWN: Yeah, let's go do that. 1327 00:55:13,135 --> 00:55:14,615 RAY RAY: I'm right behind you. 1328 00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,269 MR. BROWN: Yeah. 1329 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,140 Don't you all just drop the dishes in the sink, 1330 00:55:18,184 --> 00:55:19,446 rinse them off first, okay? 1331 00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:21,883 MOOKIE: We know, we know, Mama, we know. 1332 00:55:29,195 --> 00:55:32,285 I don't believe we've met. 1333 00:55:32,329 --> 00:55:33,417 Huh? 1334 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,942 MAN: We'll be right back with Dark Wolf, 1335 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:40,249 part of our Thanksgiving Day horror marathon. 1336 00:55:40,293 --> 00:55:41,903 MAN: Can I touch you tonight. 1337 00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:44,123 [music] 1338 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:46,125 MAN: He touched you. 1339 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:48,257 You tried to make out in the diner, 1340 00:55:48,301 --> 00:55:51,696 you said you're ready to grind? 1341 00:55:51,739 --> 00:55:55,917 WOMAN: I-I-I don't-- what are you talking-- 1342 00:55:55,961 --> 00:55:59,138 SINGER: ♪ It's about twelve o'clock 1343 00:56:00,226 --> 00:56:03,447 ♪ And the world's just right 1344 00:56:03,490 --> 00:56:06,014 ♪ For me to give you all I've got ♪ 1345 00:56:06,058 --> 00:56:07,625 ♪ So, come on 1346 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:11,237 Well, this is some marathon. 1347 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,543 Yeah. 1348 00:56:12,586 --> 00:56:14,022 WOMAN: Why, why? 1349 00:56:14,066 --> 00:56:15,502 MAN: Never said anybody touching that. 1350 00:56:15,546 --> 00:56:18,287 SINGER: ♪ Move a little closer now 1351 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:23,641 ♪ Let me get on real, real smooth ♪ 1352 00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,904 ♪ Even though she's coming now 1353 00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:29,386 ♪ I wanna get freaky with you 1354 00:56:30,474 --> 00:56:34,652 ♪ Now, take off your shoes, darling ♪ 1355 00:56:34,695 --> 00:56:38,395 ♪ Unbutton your shirt now 1356 00:56:39,787 --> 00:56:41,049 Um... 1357 00:56:42,007 --> 00:56:43,704 Excuse me. 1358 00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:48,187 Would you help me with a little something in the back? 1359 00:56:48,230 --> 00:56:50,189 Oh. I'd be happy to. 1360 00:56:50,232 --> 00:56:53,497 SINGER: ♪ I know that you wanna be there ♪ 1361 00:56:53,540 --> 00:56:57,152 ♪ Best believe that I want it to ♪ 1362 00:57:02,375 --> 00:57:05,987 ♪ Lets - there's much that we can do ♪ 1363 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:09,382 [Mrs. Brown moaning] 1364 00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:11,210 MR. BROWN: Come on, pussy, that's it. 1365 00:57:11,253 --> 00:57:13,691 MRS. BROWN: Oh, it's sure on, Daddy! 1366 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:17,259 [Mr. Brown laughing] 1367 00:57:17,303 --> 00:57:20,219 MRS. BROWN: You gonna give me some head, too? 1368 00:57:20,262 --> 00:57:22,613 - Did your grandmom and-- - Don't ask. 1369 00:57:22,656 --> 00:57:24,571 [Mrs. Brown moaning] 1370 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:28,314 [laughing] 1371 00:57:28,357 --> 00:57:30,055 Yeah, you know, everybody was out there 1372 00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:31,448 waiting for the goddamn turkey. 1373 00:57:31,491 --> 00:57:33,406 I burned the whole goddamn turkey. 1374 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,408 It had the stuffing and the plastic 1375 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,062 all stuck up inside the goddamn thing. 1376 00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:39,281 - MRS. JENKINS: Oh, my Lord! - [laughs] 1377 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:41,240 How do you bring that shit up right now? 1378 00:57:41,283 --> 00:57:44,199 I thought my daddy was never gonna leave you alone 1379 00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:45,810 about that one, boy. 1380 00:57:45,853 --> 00:57:47,289 Yeah, well, he hasn't. 1381 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:48,943 He brought it up earlier. 1382 00:57:50,162 --> 00:57:52,512 Which brings me to my next point. 1383 00:57:52,556 --> 00:57:54,775 You see the way in which my father treats you? 1384 00:57:54,819 --> 00:57:55,950 JAKE: Yeah, I see that. 1385 00:57:55,994 --> 00:57:56,995 You don't like it, do you? 1386 00:57:57,038 --> 00:57:58,953 Never have. 1387 00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:03,610 Where you going with this, baby? 1388 00:58:03,654 --> 00:58:06,874 You're treating Michael the same way, Jake. 1389 00:58:06,918 --> 00:58:08,267 No, it ain't the same. 1390 00:58:08,310 --> 00:58:09,703 Uh-hmm. Yes, it is. 1391 00:58:09,747 --> 00:58:12,445 No, it ain't. No, it--goddamn, it ain't. 1392 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,012 Now, that boy's a stinking-ass cop, 1393 00:58:14,055 --> 00:58:15,492 and you know how I feel about cops. 1394 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:17,145 Oh, come on, now. You need to get over that. 1395 00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:18,582 You know, you are much too old 1396 00:58:18,625 --> 00:58:21,802 to still be stuck in all that revolutionary, 1397 00:58:21,846 --> 00:58:25,284 seize-the-time Black power crap. 1398 00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:27,547 Now, I know damn well this ain't coming from the same woman 1399 00:58:27,591 --> 00:58:29,244 who used to march side by side with me 1400 00:58:29,288 --> 00:58:30,811 and had the big-ass afro, 1401 00:58:30,855 --> 00:58:32,552 the pick with the fist on it, 1402 00:58:32,596 --> 00:58:35,468 and that damn dashiki, I know you not talking no shit. 1403 00:58:36,774 --> 00:58:40,473 Well, if you haven't noticed, I moved on, brother. 1404 00:58:40,517 --> 00:58:42,257 You know, I joined the work force. 1405 00:58:42,301 --> 00:58:44,390 And what's that got to do with the struggle, baby? 1406 00:58:44,433 --> 00:58:46,697 It's a different world today, Jake. 1407 00:58:46,740 --> 00:58:51,353 You got everybody wanting to be a thug instead of a man. 1408 00:58:51,397 --> 00:58:53,530 You ought to be glad she not walking up in here 1409 00:58:53,573 --> 00:58:57,098 with some gang-banger named Poop Dog, 1410 00:58:57,142 --> 00:58:59,492 with his pants hanging half off his ass. 1411 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:01,102 Well, baby, ain't nothing wrong with that, 1412 00:59:01,146 --> 00:59:02,190 that's the way they wear their pants today, 1413 00:59:02,234 --> 00:59:03,540 that's the style. 1414 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:04,715 Oh, please. 1415 00:59:04,758 --> 00:59:06,499 Please, if we'd have had it your way, 1416 00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:10,242 she'd have ended up married to that damn Malik, then what? 1417 00:59:10,285 --> 00:59:12,592 She'd be his ninth baby mama by now. 1418 00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:15,639 She'd be raising the child all by herself, 1419 00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:19,294 while he's stuck in the joint doing life. 1420 00:59:19,338 --> 00:59:20,731 Quadruple life. 1421 00:59:20,774 --> 00:59:22,776 Exactly. 1422 00:59:22,820 --> 00:59:25,213 You know, you ought to be glad she walked up in here 1423 00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:27,476 with a man got a job, 1424 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:29,566 who seem to be about something. 1425 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:32,525 Jake, baby, you know, you keep this up, 1426 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:34,614 all you gonna do is push Ashley 1427 00:59:34,658 --> 00:59:37,399 further and further away from the both of us. 1428 00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:40,577 [music] 1429 00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:54,547 [music] 1430 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:04,339 Better not nobody say nothing about my potatoe salad, okay? 1431 01:00:04,383 --> 01:00:05,950 Took me three days to make this, 1432 01:00:05,993 --> 01:00:07,125 I don't wanna hear no, 1433 01:00:07,168 --> 01:00:08,779 "Who made the potatoe salad?" 1434 01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:09,823 Or it's gonna be on. 1435 01:00:09,867 --> 01:00:11,216 Hmm. 1436 01:00:15,263 --> 01:00:17,048 [all sniffing] 1437 01:00:17,091 --> 01:00:18,615 Hmm. 1438 01:00:26,057 --> 01:00:27,885 Okay, okay. 1439 01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:32,280 Yeah, so, Ashley, what's up with you and Michael? 1440 01:00:32,324 --> 01:00:34,848 I mean, y'all talking marriage, babies, or what? 1441 01:00:34,892 --> 01:00:36,371 Maybe. 1442 01:00:36,415 --> 01:00:38,896 Well, I think he's a very nice young man. 1443 01:00:38,939 --> 01:00:40,898 - MRS. BROWN: Uh-hmm. - MOOKIE: I think he's a keeper. 1444 01:00:40,941 --> 01:00:42,421 I think so, too. 1445 01:00:42,464 --> 01:00:43,988 I just get so upset that Daddy and him 1446 01:00:44,031 --> 01:00:45,685 aren't getting along, you know? 1447 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:49,428 Oh, sweetie-pie, you can't be with who your daddy like. 1448 01:00:49,471 --> 01:00:50,734 - Yeah. - Girl, I can't think 1449 01:00:50,777 --> 01:00:53,084 of one boyfriend I had that Daddy did like. 1450 01:00:53,127 --> 01:00:55,477 The last one I had that he liked was Malik. 1451 01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:57,088 Now that ought to tell you something. 1452 01:00:57,131 --> 01:00:58,524 - Uh-hmm. - ASHLEY: Right. 1453 01:00:58,567 --> 01:01:00,700 Is that boy still locked up? 1454 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,310 Four life sentences. 1455 01:01:02,354 --> 01:01:03,703 - I think so. - Oh! 1456 01:01:03,747 --> 01:01:05,487 Oh, goodness! 1457 01:01:05,531 --> 01:01:09,709 Baby, you know when your mama and daddy first got together, 1458 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:12,712 I thought your daddy was a real piece of shit, 1459 01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:15,628 but she up and married him anyway. 1460 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:16,934 Uh-hmm. 1461 01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:18,109 Thank you, Mama. 1462 01:01:18,152 --> 01:01:19,719 Oh, you're welcome, baby. 1463 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,853 [laughs] 1464 01:01:24,811 --> 01:01:26,726 You know what, baby? 1465 01:01:26,770 --> 01:01:30,643 As long as he hitting that spot like he's supposed to, 1466 01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,864 you know everything is all right. 1467 01:01:33,907 --> 01:01:36,127 Uh-hmm. 1468 01:01:36,170 --> 01:01:37,650 Where your daddy at? 1469 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:38,782 Ooh. 1470 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,697 Mr. Brown? 1471 01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,786 Mr. Brown. 1472 01:01:42,829 --> 01:01:43,743 Oh. 1473 01:01:43,787 --> 01:01:45,310 [groans] 1474 01:01:45,353 --> 01:01:47,181 Mr. Brown. 1475 01:01:48,182 --> 01:01:49,923 Go, go, go! 1476 01:01:49,967 --> 01:01:51,577 Ain't this part a bitch? 1477 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:53,187 The boy did fumble the ball on the one-yard line. 1478 01:01:53,231 --> 01:01:57,017 How in the hell do you drop the ball on the one-yard line? 1479 01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,715 - Damn! - Boy. 1480 01:01:58,758 --> 01:02:00,586 I done told you about cussing in other people's houses. 1481 01:02:00,629 --> 01:02:02,588 Get your little ass out of here. 1482 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:06,505 I wonder where the hell he get that shit from. 1483 01:02:06,548 --> 01:02:09,726 Probably from you, you ignorant ass. 1484 01:02:10,596 --> 01:02:12,250 Keep talking, wheelchair bitch. 1485 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:14,165 And what, punk? 1486 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:16,558 And I'm gonna whoop off of your old senior citizen ass 1487 01:02:16,602 --> 01:02:18,952 like your step-daddy should have, you son of a bitch. 1488 01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:20,562 - You freckle-faced bitch. - Hey, hey, hey! 1489 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:23,261 Y'all come on now, it's Thanksgiving. 1490 01:02:23,304 --> 01:02:25,350 Get this pussy out of my face. 1491 01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:27,221 You better give thanks that I don't whoop off 1492 01:02:27,265 --> 01:02:29,049 of your old, ancient, last-supper ass. 1493 01:02:29,093 --> 01:02:30,181 Baby. 1494 01:02:30,224 --> 01:02:32,705 - Any time, junior. - Okay. 1495 01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:35,229 - Any time! - Grandpa. Damn. 1496 01:02:35,273 --> 01:02:36,665 Dinner's ready, y'all. 1497 01:02:36,709 --> 01:02:38,015 Y'all think y'all can stop fighting 1498 01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:39,233 long enough so we can eat? 1499 01:02:39,277 --> 01:02:42,454 I'll let him slide that long. 1500 01:02:42,497 --> 01:02:44,848 - Hands-- - Come on, go, go, go. 1501 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:46,719 Come on. I'm gonna take the batteries out of your pacemaker 1502 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,025 - and hide your wheelchair. - Baby! 1503 01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,766 Take this battery, bitch. 1504 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:56,642 COMMENTATOR: Scott Stevens open in the wide out. 1505 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:59,906 Oh, and it's a completed pass to Stevens! 1506 01:02:59,950 --> 01:03:02,343 Right on his fingertips. 1507 01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:04,258 This is the first game. 1508 01:03:05,607 --> 01:03:07,566 - Good game this one. - COMMENTATOR: Twenty-yard line. 1509 01:03:07,609 --> 01:03:09,307 He's approaching the red zone. 1510 01:03:09,350 --> 01:03:12,179 And it looks like it's going to be a real ballgame today, folks. 1511 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:15,443 [music] 1512 01:03:21,580 --> 01:03:24,801 [indistinct chatter] 1513 01:03:27,281 --> 01:03:29,153 MRS. JENKINS: Let's bless the table. 1514 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,328 All right. 1515 01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:32,025 All right. 1516 01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:35,376 I know y'all weren't gonna say no grace without me, right? 1517 01:03:35,420 --> 01:03:37,901 June Bug, sit your crazy ass down. 1518 01:03:38,727 --> 01:03:40,207 MRS. JENKINS: Let's bless our table. 1519 01:03:40,251 --> 01:03:41,600 Bow our heads. 1520 01:03:42,819 --> 01:03:44,559 Dear heavenly Father, thank you for yet 1521 01:03:44,603 --> 01:03:47,432 - another Thanksgiving together. - [sirens wailing] 1522 01:03:47,475 --> 01:03:49,651 MRS. JENKINS: Thank you for my entire family, 1523 01:03:49,695 --> 01:03:53,830 as well as our new extended family member, Michael. 1524 01:03:55,005 --> 01:03:57,355 We thank you for this food, 1525 01:03:57,398 --> 01:04:02,229 and we pray that the hands that prepared it are blessed. 1526 01:04:02,273 --> 01:04:03,752 Amen. 1527 01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:05,102 - ALL: Amen. - MRS. BROWN: Amen, daughter. 1528 01:04:05,145 --> 01:04:06,407 Amen. 1529 01:04:06,451 --> 01:04:07,887 Let's grub, let's grub, let's grub! 1530 01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:09,802 Get back into hearing amen and all that stuff. 1531 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,718 And whatever come after "A" and "men" and get the... 1532 01:04:12,761 --> 01:04:14,981 June Bug, get your fingers out the turkey. 1533 01:04:15,025 --> 01:04:16,940 In front of people, don't do it? 1534 01:04:16,983 --> 01:04:19,377 - What's wrong with you? - MR. BROWN: Everything. 1535 01:04:19,420 --> 01:04:20,769 Hmm. 1536 01:04:20,813 --> 01:04:23,729 These candy yams look delicious. 1537 01:04:23,772 --> 01:04:26,297 Yes. My Mama made them. They are so good. 1538 01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:28,212 Oh, thank you, baby. 1539 01:04:28,255 --> 01:04:31,606 Aren't you gonna try some of my honey-roasted ham? 1540 01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:36,089 Oh, I'm afraid I don't-- I don't eat pork, ma'am. 1541 01:04:36,133 --> 01:04:37,525 Don't eat pork? 1542 01:04:39,092 --> 01:04:43,009 A Black man that don't eat pork is a traitor to his race. 1543 01:04:43,053 --> 01:04:44,532 Don't be rude, boy. 1544 01:04:44,576 --> 01:04:47,057 Go on and eat some of the ham. The ham is good. 1545 01:04:47,100 --> 01:04:49,146 [music] 1546 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:51,626 Got cloves in it. 1547 01:04:51,670 --> 01:04:54,455 MRS. BROWN: Yeah, just try a little taste. 1548 01:04:54,499 --> 01:04:56,022 MR. BROWN: Yeah, eat it up. 1549 01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:59,112 MRS. BROWN: Go on, just take a tiny little piece. 1550 01:04:59,156 --> 01:05:00,984 All right, just for you. 1551 01:05:01,027 --> 01:05:03,682 Ju-just a little piece. 1552 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:05,292 Just a little piece. 1553 01:05:05,336 --> 01:05:06,467 There you go. 1554 01:05:06,511 --> 01:05:08,121 Oh, baby, that ain't enough 1555 01:05:08,165 --> 01:05:09,427 to even get a good taste. 1556 01:05:09,470 --> 01:05:10,602 - No, no. - Come on and try this ham. 1557 01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:12,082 - No, no-- - Come on. 1558 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:14,171 - JAKE: Yes, shove it down. - MR. BROWN: Yeah. 1559 01:05:14,214 --> 01:05:16,173 - Chew, nigga. - JUNE BUG: Get used to that. 1560 01:05:16,216 --> 01:05:18,218 RAY RAY: Chew. Don't be bullshitting with it. 1561 01:05:18,262 --> 01:05:19,393 It's, um... 1562 01:05:19,437 --> 01:05:20,829 it's, um... 1563 01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:21,613 it's good. 1564 01:05:21,656 --> 01:05:22,831 It's real good. 1565 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:23,745 Good. 1566 01:05:23,789 --> 01:05:25,486 Anybody else want some ham? 1567 01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:26,835 - ALL: No. - No, thank you, Mama. 1568 01:05:26,879 --> 01:05:28,620 No, we cool. I ain't--I can't do it now. 1569 01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:30,143 - No. - No, thank you. 1570 01:05:31,405 --> 01:05:32,537 ASHLEY: Love you, Grandma. 1571 01:05:32,580 --> 01:05:34,495 RAY RAY: Give that to the guest. 1572 01:05:34,539 --> 01:05:36,497 Lil' Ray, that's enough. 1573 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:38,064 But that's all I want. 1574 01:05:38,108 --> 01:05:39,892 You better eat all of them vegetables up 1575 01:05:39,936 --> 01:05:42,547 or your stomach be hurting and you'll be backed up. 1576 01:05:47,073 --> 01:05:48,422 Potatoe salad. 1577 01:05:48,466 --> 01:05:50,642 Now, that's my favorite right here. 1578 01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,515 Who made the potatoe salad? 1579 01:05:55,516 --> 01:05:56,822 RAY RAY: This motherfucker... 1580 01:05:56,865 --> 01:05:58,606 - JUNE BUG: Oh, shit. - ALL: Oh. 1581 01:06:00,086 --> 01:06:02,045 Why, huh? 1582 01:06:02,088 --> 01:06:03,568 Why, nigga? Huh? 1583 01:06:03,611 --> 01:06:05,831 You don't walk into a fast-food restaurant 1584 01:06:05,874 --> 01:06:07,833 and ask who's on fries, do you, huh? 1585 01:06:07,876 --> 01:06:09,617 Do you roll up into Roscoe's 1586 01:06:09,661 --> 01:06:11,750 and ask who's grilling the motherfucking waffles? 1587 01:06:11,793 --> 01:06:13,926 Huh? No, no, no, you don't. 1588 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:17,669 So, why does it matter who made the damn potatoe salad? 1589 01:06:17,712 --> 01:06:19,236 It-it-it don't really matter. 1590 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:20,759 Exactly my point. 1591 01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:23,327 Now, scoop some up on your punk-ass plate 1592 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,068 and shut the fuck up. 1593 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,941 - Now! - Scooping. Scooping. 1594 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:30,943 RAY RAY: Scoop it, nigga. Scoop, nigga. 1595 01:06:30,987 --> 01:06:32,423 - Eat it all, look at him. - RAY RAY: Scoop right here. 1596 01:06:32,466 --> 01:06:34,077 He didn't mean it, Mookie. 1597 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,253 Another scoop. That's two scoops. 1598 01:06:36,296 --> 01:06:37,776 You know he didn't mean it. 1599 01:06:37,819 --> 01:06:40,039 There's nothing wrong with your potatoe salad. 1600 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:41,171 MR. BROWN: Shit. 1601 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:44,783 Your potatoe salad is dry. 1602 01:06:44,826 --> 01:06:46,741 MRS. BROWN: Yeah, it like the desert. 1603 01:06:46,785 --> 01:06:49,092 - [laughing] - Yes. That's right. 1604 01:06:49,135 --> 01:06:51,007 It is not dry. 1605 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:56,229 I just didn't have enough mayonnaise last year. 1606 01:06:56,273 --> 01:06:57,752 That's right. 1607 01:06:57,796 --> 01:07:00,059 What about the year before last? 1608 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:01,626 [laughing] 1609 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,802 All right. All right, dear. 1610 01:07:03,845 --> 01:07:07,153 I mean, what about that nasty ham that Grandma makes? 1611 01:07:07,197 --> 01:07:09,329 What? 1612 01:07:09,373 --> 01:07:10,504 I thought it was good. 1613 01:07:10,548 --> 01:07:11,940 - Shut your ass up. - Shut up. 1614 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,638 You about to get your ass whipped, boy. 1615 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:17,120 Since we're speaking of nasty, 1616 01:07:17,163 --> 01:07:20,732 what about this nasty-ass raw turkey 1617 01:07:20,775 --> 01:07:23,039 we be eating every year? 1618 01:07:23,082 --> 01:07:24,301 JAKE: You better watch your damn mouth. 1619 01:07:24,344 --> 01:07:25,476 That's turkey? 1620 01:07:25,519 --> 01:07:26,738 You know what, son of a bitch? 1621 01:07:26,781 --> 01:07:28,218 I'm gonna tell you one goddamn thing. 1622 01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:29,697 I didn't want you at this goddamn Thanksgiving dinner. 1623 01:07:29,741 --> 01:07:31,351 Now, this turkey is good. 1624 01:07:31,395 --> 01:07:33,005 This is a good goddamn turkey. 1625 01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,702 It ain't nothing wrong with this turkey. 1626 01:07:34,746 --> 01:07:36,313 The turkey is just rare. 1627 01:07:36,356 --> 01:07:38,315 Rare, my ass. 1628 01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:41,187 The turkey is raw. 1629 01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:44,016 It's raw every goddamn year. 1630 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,670 - JAKE: Fuck you. - Last year, you cooked up 1631 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,715 the damn plastic bag 1632 01:07:47,759 --> 01:07:51,023 with the giblets still inside the goddamn turkey. 1633 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,330 And the plastic bag was raw. 1634 01:07:53,373 --> 01:07:54,983 You say another fucking word, 1635 01:07:55,027 --> 01:07:56,724 I'll carve that hat right off your goddamn head. 1636 01:07:56,768 --> 01:07:58,378 The shit is raw and bad. 1637 01:07:58,422 --> 01:08:00,119 You raw, motherfucker. 1638 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,729 Your ass is raw. 1639 01:08:01,773 --> 01:08:06,865 That's why I have to drink this messed-up punch, 1640 01:08:06,908 --> 01:08:08,867 to wash the shit down. 1641 01:08:08,910 --> 01:08:12,436 You said you liked my punch, Papa. 1642 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:13,741 ALL: Oh! 1643 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:14,873 JUNE BUG: Oh, man! 1644 01:08:14,916 --> 01:08:18,050 [indistinct chatter] 1645 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:19,225 [music] 1646 01:08:19,269 --> 01:08:20,879 Oh, oh, they gonna be cracking in here 1647 01:08:20,922 --> 01:08:22,576 the way I like it. 1648 01:08:22,620 --> 01:08:24,143 Oh, no, I ain't taking no ass-whooping. 1649 01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:25,927 - What the fuck you gonna do? - Take the goddamn carver 1650 01:08:25,971 --> 01:08:28,060 and just carve his Black ass up, Ray Ray. 1651 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,627 Whip his ass! 1652 01:08:29,670 --> 01:08:31,977 That ain't your son, no way. That ain't... 1653 01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:35,111 Get him, Grandpa! Let him have it, Grandpa! 1654 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,416 [yelling] 1655 01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:38,723 You better sit your ass down. 1656 01:08:38,766 --> 01:08:40,725 RAY RAY: You better hold that, nigga. 1657 01:08:40,768 --> 01:08:43,249 [yelling continues] 1658 01:08:47,906 --> 01:08:49,516 MR. BROWN: Bring your bags. 1659 01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:52,084 I'm getting out of this ragged motherfucker as soon as I can. 1660 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:53,738 Oh. 1661 01:08:53,781 --> 01:08:55,653 Never forgiving that fool. 1662 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:02,442 I don't need to--come on, get the hell out. 1663 01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:03,748 I don't give a goddamn. 1664 01:09:03,791 --> 01:09:05,097 If we wanted to be treated like this, 1665 01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:07,534 we could have gone to the local shelter, 1666 01:09:07,578 --> 01:09:11,321 and had dinner with the homeless and the underprivileged. 1667 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:13,497 Well, you know what, you son of a bitch? 1668 01:09:13,540 --> 01:09:15,020 Next time you can do that shit. 1669 01:09:15,063 --> 01:09:16,717 - Stop it, Jake! - JAKE: I don't like 1670 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,197 your goddamn father, he don't like me. 1671 01:09:18,241 --> 01:09:20,895 That ain't the point. These are my parents. 1672 01:09:20,939 --> 01:09:24,943 Mama, Daddy, please stay. I'm sorry. 1673 01:09:24,986 --> 01:09:27,337 What's she sorry about? 1674 01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:30,296 She is sorry because she allowed her family 1675 01:09:30,340 --> 01:09:34,213 to be so rude to her mother and her father. 1676 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:35,823 MRS. BROWN: Who's her mother and father? 1677 01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,043 - Do we know them? - Jesus Christ, she's crazy. 1678 01:09:38,086 --> 01:09:39,566 - The fucking bitch-- - Mama. Oh, stop it! 1679 01:09:39,610 --> 01:09:41,786 Come on, baby, let's get the hell on out of here. 1680 01:09:41,829 --> 01:09:43,353 JAKE: That'll be a good goddamn idea. 1681 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:44,963 - Come on, Daddy. - What--wait, wait, wait... 1682 01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:46,269 - We'll see you again. - All right. 1683 01:09:46,312 --> 01:09:48,009 We'll have you back for Christmas. 1684 01:09:48,053 --> 01:09:50,490 Wh-wh-where we gonna have Thanksgiving dinner? 1685 01:09:50,534 --> 01:09:51,883 Oh. Mama. 1686 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,798 MR. BROWN: Come on, Mama. 1687 01:09:53,841 --> 01:09:58,455 - Oh. Come back Christmas, Mama. - Okay. 1688 01:09:58,498 --> 01:09:59,760 Hmph! 1689 01:09:59,804 --> 01:10:01,153 Take your ragged-ass hat with you. 1690 01:10:01,197 --> 01:10:02,720 - Oh, stop! - Take that shit and... 1691 01:10:02,763 --> 01:10:05,157 Jake! 1692 01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,680 - I'm tired of it. - It took me three damn days 1693 01:10:06,724 --> 01:10:08,291 to make that damn potatoe salad. 1694 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:10,075 You would think for once I wouldn't have to hear, 1695 01:10:10,118 --> 01:10:11,598 "Who made the potatoe salad?" 1696 01:10:11,642 --> 01:10:13,296 RAY RAY: Hey, what, I'mma knock the filings out 1697 01:10:13,339 --> 01:10:15,167 - that son of a bitch ass. - It was good. 1698 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:16,342 - It was good. - MRS. JENKINS: I know. 1699 01:10:16,386 --> 01:10:18,257 Y'all, I'm sorry I acted the way I did, 1700 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:21,042 but your albino-possessed-ass daddy can French kiss my ass. 1701 01:10:21,086 --> 01:10:22,740 I'm with you. I'm with you. 1702 01:10:22,783 --> 01:10:24,307 Hey, Ray Ray, you be good. 1703 01:10:24,350 --> 01:10:26,744 Holler back at me now. 1704 01:10:26,787 --> 01:10:28,833 Well, there goes Thanksgiving. 1705 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:31,183 I told you when I seen that little boy, 1706 01:10:31,227 --> 01:10:33,533 the little motherfucker was gonna be trouble. 1707 01:10:33,577 --> 01:10:35,535 It wasn't his fault, Daddy. 1708 01:10:35,579 --> 01:10:37,233 Yeah, whatever. 1709 01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:42,063 God! 1710 01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:48,374 There's plenty of food left if y'all still hungry. 1711 01:10:51,725 --> 01:10:53,161 Thanks, Mom. 1712 01:10:59,211 --> 01:11:00,604 June... 1713 01:11:00,647 --> 01:11:04,347 You have the right to remain motherfucking silent. 1714 01:11:04,390 --> 01:11:06,349 Anything the fuck you say, 1715 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:10,831 can and will be used against your ass 1716 01:11:10,875 --> 01:11:13,094 in the streets I'm motherfucking with. 1717 01:11:13,138 --> 01:11:16,184 [music] 1718 01:11:18,012 --> 01:11:19,753 This is all my fault. 1719 01:11:19,797 --> 01:11:22,103 No, it's not. 1720 01:11:22,147 --> 01:11:23,540 Believe it or not, this kind of thing 1721 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:25,324 happens all the time. 1722 01:11:25,368 --> 01:11:28,109 Thanks, but that really doesn't make me feel much better. 1723 01:11:29,546 --> 01:11:31,896 Well, we're leaving tomorrow. 1724 01:11:31,939 --> 01:11:33,289 Everything will be fine when we get home. 1725 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:37,162 Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1726 01:11:37,205 --> 01:11:39,295 What about making the engagement announcement? 1727 01:11:42,123 --> 01:11:45,736 - It's gonna have to wait. - Ashley. 1728 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:47,520 Look, I'm sorry, but-- 1729 01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:51,132 sorry, we'll just have to talk about it 1730 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,744 on the train tomorrow, okay? 1731 01:11:53,787 --> 01:11:55,528 Wow. 1732 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:57,313 Try to get some sleep. 1733 01:12:14,808 --> 01:12:16,636 Frank, yeah, what's up, man? 1734 01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,421 Yeah, this is Mike. 1735 01:12:18,464 --> 01:12:20,248 Man, I know I haven't talked to you since the academy, 1736 01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:21,772 I know. 1737 01:12:21,815 --> 01:12:24,470 And I missed your wedding, and your son's circumcision. 1738 01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:26,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all that, okay, 1739 01:12:26,124 --> 01:12:27,995 but that-that's not important. 1740 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:31,564 This is important. I need a big favor. 1741 01:12:38,876 --> 01:12:40,181 - MRS. JENKINS: All right, baby. - [Jake moaning] 1742 01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:41,792 MRS. JENKINS: That's how - 1743 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:43,620 Uh-huh. 1744 01:12:43,663 --> 01:12:45,099 Uh-huh. Jake. 1745 01:12:45,143 --> 01:12:46,318 Take your shirt off, let me take your shirt off. 1746 01:12:46,362 --> 01:12:47,972 No. Uh-uh, baby, you're sweating my hair. 1747 01:12:48,015 --> 01:12:48,929 Come on now. 1748 01:12:48,973 --> 01:12:51,192 [snoring] 1749 01:13:14,694 --> 01:13:15,913 [thuds] 1750 01:13:22,354 --> 01:13:24,878 Frank. Frank, is that you? 1751 01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:27,490 - Is that you? - Yeah. Yeah. 1752 01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,448 You didn't tell me this place was this far in the hood. 1753 01:13:29,492 --> 01:13:32,495 Man, there's dogs out there. Pit bulls. 1754 01:13:32,538 --> 01:13:34,627 Look, man, are you sure these people don't have guns? 1755 01:13:34,671 --> 01:13:36,629 Yeah, they do, but don't worry about that, though. 1756 01:13:36,673 --> 01:13:37,804 - What? - No, no, no, no. 1757 01:13:37,848 --> 01:13:39,066 Trust me, trust me, trust me. 1758 01:13:39,110 --> 01:13:40,459 How come you didn't wear the brown makeup 1759 01:13:40,503 --> 01:13:41,634 like I told you? 1760 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:42,766 Ain't nobody gonna believe a white guy 1761 01:13:42,809 --> 01:13:44,158 would try to rob this house. 1762 01:13:44,202 --> 01:13:45,464 They didn't have any at the 99 Cents Store. 1763 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:47,118 Cheap ass. 1764 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,685 Besides, people'll just think I'm looking for crystal meth. 1765 01:13:49,816 --> 01:13:52,036 Whatever. Come on. Come on. You're a fool. Come on. 1766 01:13:53,603 --> 01:13:55,256 Come on. Help me move this coffee table. 1767 01:13:55,300 --> 01:13:56,649 Yeah. This is where I'm gonna whoop you at, 1768 01:13:56,693 --> 01:13:57,607 right here in this area. 1769 01:13:57,650 --> 01:14:01,088 Sounds good to me. 1770 01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:03,351 Yeah. All right. Cool. Cool. All right. 1771 01:14:03,395 --> 01:14:05,049 Let's, uh, let's change positions. 1772 01:14:05,092 --> 01:14:06,920 - Let's be--'cause-- - Good idea. Good idea. 1773 01:14:06,964 --> 01:14:08,400 They'll see me-- they'll see me, like-- 1774 01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,402 when they come down and they'll see me. 1775 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:11,882 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Good thinking. 1776 01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:13,231 All right. 1777 01:14:13,274 --> 01:14:14,928 - All right. Here we go. - All right. 1778 01:14:14,972 --> 01:14:16,582 Now, we gonna do this just like we used to do at the academy. 1779 01:14:16,626 --> 01:14:18,279 - Okay. - Nothing different. Stay loose. 1780 01:14:18,323 --> 01:14:19,629 All right. You ready? 1781 01:14:19,672 --> 01:14:21,413 All right, ready? 1782 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,414 Go. 1783 01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:23,328 [glass breaking] 1784 01:14:23,371 --> 01:14:24,416 [music] 1785 01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:25,461 Santa Claus? 1786 01:14:25,504 --> 01:14:26,897 MICHAEL: Hey, man! 1787 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,420 - Who's that, baby? - I don't know. 1788 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:30,596 Come up in this motherfucker? I don't think so! 1789 01:14:32,076 --> 01:14:35,035 Oh, good. Right where I left it. 1790 01:14:35,079 --> 01:14:36,689 [shotgun cocks] Come on! 1791 01:14:38,517 --> 01:14:40,432 Go to sleep. Go to sleep. Go to sleep. 1792 01:14:40,476 --> 01:14:42,434 [Frank groaning] 1793 01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:43,653 [all shouting] 1794 01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:49,093 I got this. I got this. 1795 01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:50,790 I got this. I got this. I got this. 1796 01:14:50,834 --> 01:14:52,488 - [screaming] - [clamoring] 1797 01:14:54,881 --> 01:14:57,275 [screaming] 1798 01:15:06,284 --> 01:15:08,504 [woman chattering on police radio] 1799 01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:12,682 [groaning] 1800 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:17,469 Teach you to fuck with the Jenkins, motherfucker. 1801 01:15:17,513 --> 01:15:18,992 [groaning] 1802 01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:22,256 Michael. 1803 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:24,824 How could you do this? I thought we were friends. 1804 01:15:24,868 --> 01:15:27,523 Oh, God. Oh. 1805 01:15:28,959 --> 01:15:30,613 [groaning] 1806 01:15:34,051 --> 01:15:38,055 I have no idea how he knew my name. 1807 01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:40,536 - Really? - Wait. 1808 01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:43,495 Wait a minute. Do you know him, Michael? 1809 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,670 No. 1810 01:15:48,108 --> 01:15:50,328 Well, kind of. 1811 01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:52,373 What the fuck do you mean, "Kind of," young blood? 1812 01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:54,593 Yeah, what do you mean, Michael? 1813 01:15:57,378 --> 01:15:59,076 MRS. JENKINS: Michael, please tell me 1814 01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:00,991 you didn't have anything to do with this. 1815 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:02,514 JAKE: Oh, hell, no. 1816 01:16:04,385 --> 01:16:07,345 I just--I just-- I just figured if-- 1817 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,434 I figured if I staged a burglary, 1818 01:16:09,477 --> 01:16:11,871 and saved the day, your dad would like me. 1819 01:16:11,915 --> 01:16:13,699 Then we could tell him we're getting married. 1820 01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:18,748 Married? 1821 01:16:18,791 --> 01:16:21,054 Oh, hell, no. 1822 01:16:22,621 --> 01:16:24,362 I would never allow my daughter 1823 01:16:24,405 --> 01:16:26,407 to marry a motherfucker like you. 1824 01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:29,628 You put my family in jeopardy 1825 01:16:29,672 --> 01:16:32,022 with this nonsense you're bringing into my house. 1826 01:16:32,065 --> 01:16:33,545 Look, sir-- 1827 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:34,807 Tell the paramedics to come back. 1828 01:16:34,851 --> 01:16:37,549 They forgot somebody. 1829 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,159 How could you do this, Michael? 1830 01:16:39,203 --> 01:16:40,683 Somebody could've got killed. 1831 01:16:40,726 --> 01:16:43,511 Baby, I just wanted your family to accept me. 1832 01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:45,209 You said we would be together 1833 01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:46,732 whether you clicked with my parents or not. 1834 01:16:46,776 --> 01:16:49,430 I didn't care whether they liked you or not. 1835 01:16:50,301 --> 01:16:51,737 But now, I don't know. 1836 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,219 Maybe we shouldn't be together. 1837 01:16:55,262 --> 01:16:56,699 - Oh, no, Ashley, Ashley-- - Wait, wait. 1838 01:16:56,742 --> 01:16:57,787 Wait. 1839 01:16:59,702 --> 01:17:01,181 Just get your shit... 1840 01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:05,098 and get out. 1841 01:17:25,162 --> 01:17:28,818 I am truly disappointed. 1842 01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:34,867 [music] 1843 01:17:44,529 --> 01:17:47,358 SINGER: ♪ Baby, where you going? 1844 01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:50,274 ♪ You didn't leave me room 1845 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:52,493 ♪ To tell you how this started 1846 01:17:52,537 --> 01:17:57,368 ♪ Now I'm missing you 1847 01:17:57,411 --> 01:18:00,023 ♪ It's too much 1848 01:18:00,066 --> 01:18:03,461 ♪ I'm missing you 1849 01:18:03,504 --> 01:18:08,596 ♪ I'm feeling just like 1850 01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:11,295 ♪ A helpless individual 1851 01:18:11,338 --> 01:18:14,298 ♪ I'm trying to explain 1852 01:18:14,341 --> 01:18:16,648 ♪ The reason that I fooled you 1853 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:20,957 ♪ Was to win your heart again 1854 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,003 ♪ Oh, it's too much 1855 01:18:24,047 --> 01:18:27,006 ♪ I'm missing you 1856 01:18:27,050 --> 01:18:30,618 ♪ And your touch 1857 01:18:30,662 --> 01:18:36,537 ♪ I'm crying oceans 1858 01:18:36,581 --> 01:18:42,500 ♪ Of emotions 1859 01:18:42,543 --> 01:18:45,546 ♪ Since I lost you 1860 01:18:48,854 --> 01:18:51,552 ♪ Out of love 1861 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:54,860 [knocking on door] 1862 01:18:54,904 --> 01:18:57,036 Baby, we're about to hit rush hour traffic. 1863 01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,256 We gotta go. Come on. 1864 01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:01,693 Tell me, Daddy, 1865 01:19:01,737 --> 01:19:03,739 why did you hate Michael so much? 1866 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,785 'Cause the boy's a pig, Ashley. 1867 01:19:06,829 --> 01:19:08,569 I mean, other than that. 1868 01:19:10,136 --> 01:19:11,355 What was so wrong with him? 1869 01:19:11,398 --> 01:19:13,836 He's a punk. 1870 01:19:13,879 --> 01:19:15,228 The boy is soft. 1871 01:19:15,272 --> 01:19:16,752 I can't believe you can't see that. 1872 01:19:16,795 --> 01:19:18,710 Is that it? 1873 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:21,365 Yeah, I mean, what else is there? 1874 01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:23,149 Me being happy. 1875 01:19:23,193 --> 01:19:24,629 And that makes you happy... 1876 01:19:26,892 --> 01:19:27,850 huh? 1877 01:19:29,112 --> 01:19:31,592 Staged robberies in my house makes you happy? 1878 01:19:31,636 --> 01:19:33,725 No. 1879 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:36,554 Me being with Michael makes me happy. 1880 01:19:38,164 --> 01:19:41,167 I love everything about him. 1881 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:44,301 His laugh... 1882 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:48,305 his personality, everything. 1883 01:19:48,348 --> 01:19:49,828 But he's a pig, Ashley. 1884 01:19:49,872 --> 01:19:51,351 And you know how I feel about-- 1885 01:19:51,395 --> 01:19:54,224 Daddy, it's not the '60s anymore. 1886 01:19:54,267 --> 01:19:57,270 God! 1887 01:19:57,314 --> 01:19:58,750 Decent Black men, 1888 01:19:58,794 --> 01:20:00,970 proud Black men can be police officers. 1889 01:20:01,013 --> 01:20:05,409 Well, I don't know anything about that, Ashley, okay? 1890 01:20:05,452 --> 01:20:07,715 Isn't civil rights and equal opportunity 1891 01:20:07,759 --> 01:20:11,284 what you guys were fighting for in the first place? 1892 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:12,895 Yeah. 1893 01:20:12,938 --> 01:20:15,767 Yeah, well, I'll say Michael is a shining example 1894 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:17,160 of just that. 1895 01:20:17,203 --> 01:20:18,509 A proud Black man 1896 01:20:18,552 --> 01:20:20,380 who wants to marry a black woman, 1897 01:20:20,424 --> 01:20:22,818 who just happens to be a police officer. 1898 01:20:26,517 --> 01:20:29,128 Daddy, if that's not an example of freedom, 1899 01:20:29,172 --> 01:20:31,304 then I don't know what is. 1900 01:20:36,657 --> 01:20:38,268 Ashley, baby, we gotta go. 1901 01:20:38,311 --> 01:20:39,878 We're running out of time. 1902 01:20:39,922 --> 01:20:41,358 Let's go. 1903 01:20:41,401 --> 01:20:44,665 [music] 1904 01:21:09,081 --> 01:21:10,474 Hey, Mike. 1905 01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:15,131 Hey, man, I'm sorry to hear about you and Ashley, you know. 1906 01:21:15,174 --> 01:21:16,828 It's all right. 1907 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:21,920 So, she is single now. 1908 01:21:21,964 --> 01:21:24,357 Sorry, tough break. 1909 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:26,142 Mike, you know how we do? 1910 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,447 Take it one day at a time. 1911 01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:28,796 You know what I'm saying? 1912 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:30,494 - Keep your head up-- - Yeah, you know, 1913 01:21:30,537 --> 01:21:32,235 I got divorced a couple of years ago. 1914 01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:34,324 Phew! Dude, it was rough. 1915 01:21:34,367 --> 01:21:35,934 Really? 1916 01:21:35,978 --> 01:21:38,415 Yeah, but they say--they say the fourth one's the toughest. 1917 01:21:38,458 --> 01:21:39,590 You're just on your first, you know, 1918 01:21:39,633 --> 01:21:41,548 just keep your head up, dude. 1919 01:21:41,592 --> 01:21:43,855 Fight the power. 1920 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:45,161 Mike, let me get him out of here. 1921 01:21:45,204 --> 01:21:47,511 Listen, take care of yourself, 1922 01:21:47,554 --> 01:21:49,905 talk to me, give me a call, whatever. 1923 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,080 You're good. I appreciate that. 1924 01:21:51,123 --> 01:21:52,211 - Cool? - Yeah. 1925 01:21:52,255 --> 01:21:53,386 - You're sure? - You're good. 1926 01:21:53,430 --> 01:21:54,561 - Let's go. - She looks great. 1927 01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:55,475 - Let's go. - She looks great. 1928 01:21:55,519 --> 01:21:56,912 Come on, White. Damn. 1929 01:22:07,226 --> 01:22:08,967 Hey, young blood. How you doing? 1930 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,407 What are you doing here? 1931 01:22:14,451 --> 01:22:15,974 I thought you hated me. 1932 01:22:19,412 --> 01:22:22,024 Is there somewhere that we can talk in private around here? 1933 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:26,550 Yeah, yeah. You know, we could. 1934 01:22:26,593 --> 01:22:27,986 Right here. 1935 01:22:39,519 --> 01:22:40,912 Have a seat, son. 1936 01:22:42,305 --> 01:22:46,613 Now, I came down here to rap with you for a second, 1937 01:22:48,093 --> 01:22:49,486 'cause I didn't like what went down 1938 01:22:49,529 --> 01:22:50,748 back at the house. 1939 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:52,010 Listen, Mr. Jenkins, I didn't mean-- 1940 01:22:52,054 --> 01:22:53,620 Let me finish, son. Let me finish. 1941 01:22:55,013 --> 01:22:56,014 Now... 1942 01:22:58,321 --> 01:23:01,498 to say that me and the pigs-- 1943 01:23:04,805 --> 01:23:06,242 I mean, law enforcement, 1944 01:23:06,285 --> 01:23:08,984 have an unstable history is an understatement. 1945 01:23:10,681 --> 01:23:13,597 Not only was there the alleged attempted murder 1946 01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:16,556 of a police officer, 1947 01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:18,471 but it's the fact that the pigs-- 1948 01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:25,087 I'm sorry, the cops, 1949 01:23:25,130 --> 01:23:28,829 along with the Federal Government, 1950 01:23:28,873 --> 01:23:32,659 plotted to take my party down. 1951 01:23:32,703 --> 01:23:36,359 They infiltrated my organization and caused dissension 1952 01:23:36,402 --> 01:23:38,883 among the ranks, 1953 01:23:38,926 --> 01:23:41,407 turning a lot of us into snitches, 1954 01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:44,889 dope fiends, pimps, and hoodlums. 1955 01:23:44,932 --> 01:23:51,026 They would have you to believe that my party was a gang. 1956 01:23:51,069 --> 01:23:53,463 We wasn't no gang. 1957 01:23:53,506 --> 01:23:56,205 We had all kinds of beautiful programs 1958 01:23:56,248 --> 01:23:57,467 for the people in the community. 1959 01:23:57,510 --> 01:23:59,643 We had after-school programs, 1960 01:23:59,686 --> 01:24:02,472 we had free breakfast for the kids, 1961 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:04,996 we registered our people to vote. 1962 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:08,217 All we were trying to do was protect our community. 1963 01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:17,095 Thanks. 1964 01:24:17,139 --> 01:24:21,404 And my feeling for police officers 1965 01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:23,058 runs real deep. 1966 01:24:27,149 --> 01:24:29,542 But I came here to tell you that... 1967 01:24:29,586 --> 01:24:32,067 my feelings for my daughter run even deeper. 1968 01:24:35,679 --> 01:24:38,769 I see the way that she loves you 1969 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:42,729 and I don't want to lose my baby girl. 1970 01:24:45,123 --> 01:24:48,735 So, I came here to tell you that, um, 1971 01:24:48,779 --> 01:24:53,088 I would be happy to have you as a son-in-law. 1972 01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:57,483 As long as you don't stage no more fake robberies 1973 01:24:57,527 --> 01:24:58,702 in my goddamn house. 1974 01:25:03,924 --> 01:25:09,234 No more "Keystone Kop," "Shaft" shit, you know? 1975 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,585 All right, I won't fuck with you about that no more. 1976 01:25:17,634 --> 01:25:19,070 I don't have to eat pork, do I? 1977 01:25:19,114 --> 01:25:21,812 Well, you know, I was always conflicted 1978 01:25:21,855 --> 01:25:24,728 about the pork issue when I was in the Party. 1979 01:25:24,771 --> 01:25:28,471 I mean, pork ain't never killed nobody. 1980 01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:32,779 - Uh... - Okay, okay. No pork. 1981 01:25:33,780 --> 01:25:36,043 Hey, look, I just want to say 1982 01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:41,092 I'm sorry for being so hard on you. 1983 01:25:42,224 --> 01:25:44,008 No, that--no, it's... 1984 01:25:46,228 --> 01:25:47,751 That's right. That's good enough right there. 1985 01:25:47,794 --> 01:25:49,231 That's about all I can handle. 1986 01:25:49,274 --> 01:25:51,407 Now fall back, now. Fall back. 1987 01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:52,756 - Okay, no. - All right. 1988 01:25:58,153 --> 01:26:00,329 MAN: Hey, who's in there in the interrogation room? 1989 01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:12,776 Hey, Daddy. 1990 01:26:12,819 --> 01:26:15,082 Why don't you and him do your own little thing? 1991 01:26:16,258 --> 01:26:19,261 [music] 1992 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:23,787 SINGER: [vocalizes] ♪ Ooh, oh 1993 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:25,832 - ♪ Yeah - Love conquers all, right? 1994 01:26:27,486 --> 01:26:29,053 Yeah, baby. 1995 01:26:29,096 --> 01:26:30,968 Yeah. 1996 01:26:31,011 --> 01:26:32,970 SINGER: ♪ Somehow love conquers all 1997 01:26:33,013 --> 01:26:37,409 ♪ No matter where we hide, no matter where we run ♪ 1998 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:40,238 ♪ I feel blessed to have found in love ♪ 1999 01:26:40,282 --> 01:26:41,979 ♪ And I know that you're the one ♪ 2000 01:26:42,022 --> 01:26:44,416 Chill that metro shit! 2001 01:26:44,460 --> 01:26:46,288 Love conquers all. 2002 01:26:46,331 --> 01:26:49,639 SINGER: ♪ And love, this promise that is yours ♪ 2003 01:26:49,682 --> 01:26:51,075 ♪ When you fall 2004 01:26:51,118 --> 01:26:53,469 ♪ I'm the one who will pick you up ♪ 2005 01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:57,560 ♪ And each day I love you more 2006 01:26:57,603 --> 01:27:01,303 ♪ I always knew that we were the perfect two ♪ 2007 01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:04,784 MICHAEL: So, there it is. I finally got my wish. 2008 01:27:04,828 --> 01:27:08,135 Me and Ashley were married in a small, quaint garden 2009 01:27:08,179 --> 01:27:12,836 in South Central, and we lived happily ever after. 2010 01:27:12,879 --> 01:27:16,405 That is until Christmas at the Jenkins'. 2011 01:27:16,448 --> 01:27:19,408 SINGER: ♪ I'll always believe and trust in you ♪ 2012 01:27:19,451 --> 01:27:24,587 ♪ I know that's it's love that conquers all ♪ 2013 01:27:24,630 --> 01:27:27,981 [music] 2014 01:27:28,025 --> 01:27:29,461 Due to some counseling, 2015 01:27:29,505 --> 01:27:32,986 good time, and a few cartons of cigarettes, 2016 01:27:33,030 --> 01:27:35,946 I'm able to correspond with you once again. 2017 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:39,950 Now, I just wanted to call 2018 01:27:39,993 --> 01:27:43,388 and congratulate you on your nuptials. 2019 01:27:43,432 --> 01:27:47,610 You know, with whatever mark-ass nigga you about to marry. 2020 01:27:47,653 --> 01:27:50,874 Now, I ain't hating, you know, I'm congratulating. 2021 01:27:50,917 --> 01:27:53,137 But you know what fucks with me? 2022 01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:56,009 Is the fact that you'll probably never be able to see 2023 01:27:56,053 --> 01:27:58,360 that motherfucking slithering cobra. 2024 01:27:58,403 --> 01:28:00,100 You know how that helmet 2025 01:28:00,144 --> 01:28:03,365 get fatter than a motherfucking fat-rat. 2026 01:28:03,408 --> 01:28:04,714 You know what I'm saying? 2027 01:28:04,757 --> 01:28:06,933 You'll never be able to see the creepy clingy, 2028 01:28:06,977 --> 01:28:11,198 the bull's blow, the rat-a-tat-tat. 2029 01:28:13,288 --> 01:28:14,158 Hmm. 2030 01:28:14,201 --> 01:28:16,813 No, but on the real, you know, 2031 01:28:16,856 --> 01:28:18,989 congratulations on y'all little wedding and shit. 2032 01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:21,426 You know, I ain't, you know, I ain't no hating. 2033 01:28:21,470 --> 01:28:23,167 Congratulating like a motherfucker. 2034 01:28:23,210 --> 01:28:24,647 There's enough pussy to go around. 2035 01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:26,213 Pussy everywhere. 2036 01:28:26,257 --> 01:28:28,912 I know there's about 235 bitches out there right now 2037 01:28:28,955 --> 01:28:31,306 free to fuck since I'm locked the fuck up. 2038 01:28:32,959 --> 01:28:34,657 Plus that little half a bitch, that midget, 2039 01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:35,614 you know what I'm saying? 2040 01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:38,182 Like to toss her around. 2041 01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:40,576 But you was my favorite girl. 2042 01:28:40,619 --> 01:28:42,578 Yeah. Bonaventure. 2043 01:28:42,621 --> 01:28:44,536 Bonaventure. 2044 01:28:44,580 --> 01:28:47,104 Hey, on a real, though, 2045 01:28:47,147 --> 01:28:49,324 that little mark-ass nigga you're with and shit, 2046 01:28:49,367 --> 01:28:51,891 you know, y'all coming out of that motherfucking church, 2047 01:28:51,935 --> 01:28:53,240 you know, and they start throwing rice, 2048 01:28:53,284 --> 01:28:55,417 I hope that shit is rocks, bitch! 2049 01:28:55,460 --> 01:28:56,592 You know what I'm saying? 2050 01:28:56,635 --> 01:28:57,984 Fuck you, the priest, your mama, 2051 01:28:58,028 --> 01:28:59,290 all them motherfuckers sitting there, 2052 01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:00,857 whoever watching this bitch. 2053 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:03,729 All y'all is some punk motherfuckers. 2054 01:29:03,773 --> 01:29:04,904 Yeah. 2055 01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,253 G-up! 2056 01:29:08,125 --> 01:29:11,520 Kiss my motherfucking ass, bitch. 2057 01:29:11,563 --> 01:29:13,304 "You may now kiss the bride," bitch. 2058 01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:16,351 He kissing my dick, tell that nigga that. 2059 01:29:17,830 --> 01:29:20,442 What's that nigga's name? 2060 01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:22,792 Write me back, baby. 2061 01:29:22,835 --> 01:29:24,271 Write me back. 2062 01:29:28,798 --> 01:29:32,410 I'm thinking about you, always. 2063 01:29:32,454 --> 01:29:34,499 [siren blaring] 2064 01:29:40,679 --> 01:29:43,639 SINGER: ♪ From the two of us 2065 01:29:43,682 --> 01:29:48,208 ♪ Will be strong enough to conquer all with love ♪ 2066 01:29:48,252 --> 01:29:52,256 ♪ I always knew that we were the perfect two ♪ 2067 01:29:52,299 --> 01:29:53,475 - ♪ Perfect two - SINGER: ♪ Oh, yeah 2068 01:29:53,518 --> 01:29:56,434 ♪ Nothing I would not do for you ♪ 2069 01:29:56,478 --> 01:30:01,352 ♪ I know that it's love that conquers all ♪ 2070 01:30:01,396 --> 01:30:05,008 ♪ My heart is true no matter what we go through ♪ 2071 01:30:05,051 --> 01:30:06,662 ♪ No matter what we go through 2072 01:30:06,705 --> 01:30:09,665 ♪ I'll always believe and trust in you ♪ 2073 01:30:09,708 --> 01:30:14,844 ♪ I know that it's love that conquers all ♪ 2074 01:30:14,887 --> 01:30:18,717 ♪ I always knew that we were the perfect two ♪ 2075 01:30:18,761 --> 01:30:20,371 ♪ Perfect two 2076 01:30:20,415 --> 01:30:23,287 ♪ Nothing I would not do for you ♪